Helleanor Rigby
@mom-overboard.bsky.social
Your mom thinks I'm hilarious.
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I’m so hungry right now that my idea of S&M is spaghetti and meatballs.
May 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m so hungry right now that my idea of S&M is spaghetti and meatballs.
The best jokes are the ones that require an explanation, obviously
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The best jokes are the ones that require an explanation, obviously
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I only cover myself in name-brand deer urine so my hunter friends don’t make fun of me.
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I only cover myself in name-brand deer urine so my hunter friends don’t make fun of me.
Croissants are my favorite food for when I'm in the mood to wear half of what I'm eating.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Croissants are my favorite food for when I'm in the mood to wear half of what I'm eating.
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Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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[reading the news] on the plus side, there's nowhere to go but down...
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
[reading the news] on the plus side, there's nowhere to go but down...
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i dont think that they appreciate
how difficult it is to pretend that
im happy under these conditions
how difficult it is to pretend that
im happy under these conditions
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i dont think that they appreciate
how difficult it is to pretend that
im happy under these conditions
how difficult it is to pretend that
im happy under these conditions
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i love when people say nice stuff
to me like smooth move or way to
go genius or when they say things
like what im doing defies all logic
or i cant believe what youve done
to me like smooth move or way to
go genius or when they say things
like what im doing defies all logic
or i cant believe what youve done
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i love when people say nice stuff
to me like smooth move or way to
go genius or when they say things
like what im doing defies all logic
or i cant believe what youve done
to me like smooth move or way to
go genius or when they say things
like what im doing defies all logic
or i cant believe what youve done
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NO 𝘐𝘔 THE LEAST ARGUMENTATIVE
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
NO 𝘐𝘔 THE LEAST ARGUMENTATIVE
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proud of everyone for whacking
off tonight and telling us about it
we were all getting pretty worried
off tonight and telling us about it
we were all getting pretty worried
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
proud of everyone for whacking
off tonight and telling us about it
we were all getting pretty worried
off tonight and telling us about it
we were all getting pretty worried
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unfortunately due to ixtinyuating
circumstances i still havent looked
up how to spell extinyoowayding
circumstances i still havent looked
up how to spell extinyoowayding
October 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
unfortunately due to ixtinyuating
circumstances i still havent looked
up how to spell extinyoowayding
circumstances i still havent looked
up how to spell extinyoowayding
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you can call them boneless wings but we all know they some chicken nuggies
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
you can call them boneless wings but we all know they some chicken nuggies
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Quick reminder that if hating yourself actually changed who you are in the ways you want, it would’ve worked by now
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Quick reminder that if hating yourself actually changed who you are in the ways you want, it would’ve worked by now
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wild rice is just regular rice that knows how to fucking party
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
wild rice is just regular rice that knows how to fucking party
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Me and the ladies seeing you
dangling your modifier
dangling your modifier
August 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me and the ladies seeing you
dangling your modifier
dangling your modifier
Idk who needs to heart this, but every time you break the pasta, a Nonna dies of a broken heart. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Idk who needs to heart this, but every time you break the pasta, a Nonna dies of a broken heart. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration
October 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration
After a lifetime of being told I'm "too sensitive", I'm done gaslighting myself into believing I'm overreacting. No one gets to tell me how something they did made ME feel. It's not an overreaction, it's a reaction. And it's valid.
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
After a lifetime of being told I'm "too sensitive", I'm done gaslighting myself into believing I'm overreacting. No one gets to tell me how something they did made ME feel. It's not an overreaction, it's a reaction. And it's valid.
Them: Before vaccines and Tylenol, babies didn't have autism!
Me: You see Karen, it's hard to identify things like autism when babies die at an alarming rate from things like toxic bacteria in raw food like honey, unidentified birth defects, or measles, polio, or whooping cough...just to name a few
Me: You see Karen, it's hard to identify things like autism when babies die at an alarming rate from things like toxic bacteria in raw food like honey, unidentified birth defects, or measles, polio, or whooping cough...just to name a few
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Them: Before vaccines and Tylenol, babies didn't have autism!
Me: You see Karen, it's hard to identify things like autism when babies die at an alarming rate from things like toxic bacteria in raw food like honey, unidentified birth defects, or measles, polio, or whooping cough...just to name a few
Me: You see Karen, it's hard to identify things like autism when babies die at an alarming rate from things like toxic bacteria in raw food like honey, unidentified birth defects, or measles, polio, or whooping cough...just to name a few
Alpha male: men want women who need them, women who are soft, who are vulnerable
Woman: *makes herself vulnerable by sharing what she needs*
Alpha male: not like that
Woman: *makes herself vulnerable by sharing what she needs*
Alpha male: not like that
September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Alpha male: men want women who need them, women who are soft, who are vulnerable
Woman: *makes herself vulnerable by sharing what she needs*
Alpha male: not like that
Woman: *makes herself vulnerable by sharing what she needs*
Alpha male: not like that
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nurses always look so surprised when you yell “catch!” and throw your urine sample at them
September 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
nurses always look so surprised when you yell “catch!” and throw your urine sample at them
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looked up "plague" in the dictionary and there was a photo of RFK Jr right next to the definition
September 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
looked up "plague" in the dictionary and there was a photo of RFK Jr right next to the definition
Me [crying]: I can't believe you don't love me
Him: I never said that
Me: yes you did!
Him: nooo, I said we don't need anymore pets
Me [sobbing]: IT'S THE SAME THING
Him: I never said that
Me: yes you did!
Him: nooo, I said we don't need anymore pets
Me [sobbing]: IT'S THE SAME THING
September 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Me [crying]: I can't believe you don't love me
Him: I never said that
Me: yes you did!
Him: nooo, I said we don't need anymore pets
Me [sobbing]: IT'S THE SAME THING
Him: I never said that
Me: yes you did!
Him: nooo, I said we don't need anymore pets
Me [sobbing]: IT'S THE SAME THING
September has been so long and it hasn't even started yet
August 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
September has been so long and it hasn't even started yet
Everywhere I've gone today, people I don't even know have been smiling and waving at me this is awful what have I done to deserve this
August 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Everywhere I've gone today, people I don't even know have been smiling and waving at me this is awful what have I done to deserve this