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Moke
@moke.me
He/Him
Software Engineer

Posts in English and Portuguese

From 🇧🇷, but living in 🇵🇹 since 2018
Father of the most beautiful girl!
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que vídeo deprimente, ele está realmente definhando!
No momento da troca da tornozeleira eletrônica, Jair Bolsonaro foi questionado sobre pq ela estava tão danificada. Ele responde que, por “curiosidade”, usava o ferro de solda desde a tarde 👇🏾
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Vienna is beautiful, but so cold 🥶🥶🥶
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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“Gosh why are there so many cloud outages these days than a year or two ago…?”
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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So @pfrazee.com when we will see you aren’t in Seattle but are, in fact, in Bellevue?
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
One day you will wake up just to find Copilot lying naked in your bed.
Oh god is nothing fucking sacred
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Murdered. The word you're looking for is murdered, Newsweek.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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History of the C# language
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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you know it's kind of unfair that rust usually gets credit for inventing unsafe blocks when C# has had them since *2001*
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Nope. The headline should actually read “Astronomers using ML discover quasars acting as lenses”
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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DARNELL WASHINGTON IS A UNIT!
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I had a serious moment of "...why the hell would anybody put AI in a kitchen mixer tap?" before remembering that it wasn't all that long ago that the Cursed Sigil ✨ just indicated that something was bright and shiny. You know, qualities that actually make sense for a chrome-plated plumbing fixture.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Spectre.Console 0.54.0 released! 🎉 spectreconsole.net/blog/posts/2...
Spectre.Console - Spectre.Console 0.54.0 released!
Spectre.Console.Cli has a new home!
spectreconsole.net
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Erinnert Ihr Euch noch an das Lobbygeheule, dass Apple leider keine Live-Übersetzung in der EU ausrollen könnte, weil der böse Digital Markets Act das nicht erlaube?

Das war natürlich Lobby-PR und viele sind darauf reingefallen.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Happy .NET 10 release day to all those who celebrate 🥳
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Love .NET 10 and file-based apps!

PS: please, make `dotnet format` work with file-based apps!

#dotnetConf
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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You might want to upgrade to #dotnet 10 if you're still on an earlier version...
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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🎉#aspire now supports single file-based apphost.cs

#dotNETConf @dot.net #csharp
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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People > AI because I can ping an engineer "halp, why?" with a screencast of the bug and a link to the code and they will tell me that either: 1. I'm dumb or 2. It's a Chromium bug, and more often than not it's the latter, and AI can't do that.
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Penguins robbed
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM