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‘Tis the Golden Retriever Season 🎅🏽
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Ray. #ADHD old school mainframe tools dev at a large ISV. z/OS, z/VM, VSEⁿ, BS2000/OSD. IBM HLASM, C, Rexx, COBOL, PL/I, more. Married, dad to 3 magnificent Golden Retrievers and a cat. SHARE volunteer, LAF Track Leader/Editoral Comm. Sacramento area. 18+
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After John Harbaugh posed for this photo, the Ravens went 8-9, missed the playoffs and he got fired after 18 seasons in Baltimore.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Ask your employer tomorrow why they operate an official account on the Twitter/X web service that built a child sexual assault materials generation machine & why they tacitly approve of pedophilia. Have your fellow employees ask the same question.
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.

If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Everybody in my office keeps asking how to disable it so they can do their work properly.

—It’s ruined a bunch of perfectly good searches. LinkedIn is almost unusable now.
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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1. Been a while since someone tried to instigate a dogpile of me here, but historically when it happened my response was to immediately and without discussion block the dogpilers, as I didn't want to deal with them, and clearly they deserved a Bluesky experience without my disagreeable countenance.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Happy “OUR Criminals Are Heroes” Day
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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A pen cannot do anything by itself, the same way these pedo scumbags can’t create CSAM without the help of this CSAM generating software from this dirtbag who literally hired people to make CSAM software techcrunch.com/2025/07/14/e...
Elon Musk's Grok is making AI companions, including a goth anime girl | TechCrunch
Musk wrote in an X post on Monday that AI companions are now available in the Grok app for "Super Grok" subscribers who pay $30 per month.
techcrunch.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Bari Weiss Journalism looks an awful lot like a badly produced infomercial to me.
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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🌶️ take for 2026: If we don’t continue to invest in teaching junior software engineers, we will end up with the tech equivalent of TSA agents trying to review AI-generated code.

They will have no idea what they’re looking at.
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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checking in on the president:
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Getting the people’s trust back I see
Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News debut got off to a tough start ...
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Microslop Office’s Twitter account went protected because they can’t handle the heat of carrying out Slopya Sloptella’s edict of fucking up every Microslop product with shit A”I”.
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Playing Wii Tennis, reached out for a ball going wide like it was an actual game. My sock-covered feet slipped on the wood floor and I crashed landed on my side.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

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January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Daily snaps 1/4/26
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Daily snaps 1/4/26
YouTube video by The Golden Ratio
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January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
@nedpyle.com could you use these?
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Jeffries: "The Constitution isn't a matter of inconvenience. It is a requirement. George Washington in his farewell address to the nation made clear that the Constitution is sacredly obligatory upon all. That means everybody. There is no Trump exception."
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Do not connect your Lego to the internet.
LEGO is launching the most ambitious brick it’s ever made: a tiny computer that fits entirely inside a classic 2x4 LEGO brick. It will make entire LEGO sets come to life — with humming lightsabers, roaring engines, light-up blasters, and more www.theverge.com/tech/854556/...
Lego announces Smart Brick, the ‘most significant evolution’ in 50 years
Starting with Lego Star Wars.
www.theverge.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Coming up on #KTLA: A rough first trading day for Comcast's former TV properties, now spun off as Versant, suggests things could be rough for Warner Bros' abandoned TV assets if Netflix succeeds in taking control of Warner's movie studio and streaming operations
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Has anyone written an up-to-date treatment on the application of the First Amendment to Article 88 for retired servicemembers? Or can someone point me to a well-informed smarter person who may know?
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Sen. Mark Kelly will face administrative action
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM