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Initials AB who dropped your bag and picked up almost all your stuff before hurrying off the Shady Grove train at Farragut North 5pm Weds 11/19 - I have your last item and would really like to return it to you. Could DC metro red line riders boost?
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Initials AB who dropped your bag and picked up almost all your stuff before hurrying off the Shady Grove train at Farragut North 5pm Weds 11/19 - I have your last item and would really like to return it to you. Could DC metro red line riders boost?
Playing Monopoly with the fam.
kid: My friends call this a trash can.
me: Well, it's not. It's a thimble. . . . A thymbol of what, I don't know.
his dad: Thocialithm.
me: Which mutht be why I'm never very thuccthethful at thith game.
kid: My friends call this a trash can.
me: Well, it's not. It's a thimble. . . . A thymbol of what, I don't know.
his dad: Thocialithm.
me: Which mutht be why I'm never very thuccthethful at thith game.
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Playing Monopoly with the fam.
kid: My friends call this a trash can.
me: Well, it's not. It's a thimble. . . . A thymbol of what, I don't know.
his dad: Thocialithm.
me: Which mutht be why I'm never very thuccthethful at thith game.
kid: My friends call this a trash can.
me: Well, it's not. It's a thimble. . . . A thymbol of what, I don't know.
his dad: Thocialithm.
me: Which mutht be why I'm never very thuccthethful at thith game.
Is it too much to ask that people not *fart* on the *metro* ffs
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Is it too much to ask that people not *fart* on the *metro* ffs
Farragut North about three minutes ago @wmata.com
September 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Farragut North about three minutes ago @wmata.com
NG on the platform at @wmata.com Farragut North. Three of them
August 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
NG on the platform at @wmata.com Farragut North. Three of them
Lowest-stakes take of the day: "child care" is two words. I will die on this hill.
July 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Lowest-stakes take of the day: "child care" is two words. I will die on this hill.
Last night after we filled my mom in on the NYC primary and the 👍👍👍of Mamdani and whatever nonsense the other guy is up to lately, my mom (who has dementia) asked, "Will any of this help us to get rid of the president?"
She may be losing her mind, but there's a lot of her still in there. 😍
She may be losing her mind, but there's a lot of her still in there. 😍
July 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Last night after we filled my mom in on the NYC primary and the 👍👍👍of Mamdani and whatever nonsense the other guy is up to lately, my mom (who has dementia) asked, "Will any of this help us to get rid of the president?"
She may be losing her mind, but there's a lot of her still in there. 😍
She may be losing her mind, but there's a lot of her still in there. 😍
Argued w/ a co-worker about ICE covering their faces. Pretty sure I said "I swear to God, if the words 'just following orders' come out of your mouth—"
Look: Good works can be anonymous. But the worse a thing you're willing to do, the more important it is that you say you're the one doing it.
Look: Good works can be anonymous. But the worse a thing you're willing to do, the more important it is that you say you're the one doing it.
July 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Argued w/ a co-worker about ICE covering their faces. Pretty sure I said "I swear to God, if the words 'just following orders' come out of your mouth—"
Look: Good works can be anonymous. But the worse a thing you're willing to do, the more important it is that you say you're the one doing it.
Look: Good works can be anonymous. But the worse a thing you're willing to do, the more important it is that you say you're the one doing it.
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I see you, Archdiocese of Detroit
<3
<3
July 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I see you, Archdiocese of Detroit
<3
<3
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Update: Ottawa man reunited with good Samaritan who saved his life after a heart attack.
Radio (I highly recommend the radio version. I cried HARD.) www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
Web story: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Radio (I highly recommend the radio version. I cried HARD.) www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
Web story: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
An Ottawa runner posted online asking 'Did you save my life?' Then he got an answer | CBC News
Tommy Chan knows he ran five kilometres on Tuesday, May 20. He just doesn’t remember it. He says he had a post-run heart attack and was searching for a way to say thank you to the bystanders who stepp...
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June 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Update: Ottawa man reunited with good Samaritan who saved his life after a heart attack.
Radio (I highly recommend the radio version. I cried HARD.) www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
Web story: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Radio (I highly recommend the radio version. I cried HARD.) www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
Web story: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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If you are the bystander who did CPR on Tuesday, May 20 at Bronson and Carling on a collapsed runner, they made it!! And they posted a thank you on Reddit:
www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/s/o...
Someone please tell the paramedics involved too. @en.ottawa.ca @ottawaparamedic.bsky.social
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Someone please tell the paramedics involved too. @en.ottawa.ca @ottawaparamedic.bsky.social
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June 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If you are the bystander who did CPR on Tuesday, May 20 at Bronson and Carling on a collapsed runner, they made it!! And they posted a thank you on Reddit:
www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/s/o...
Someone please tell the paramedics involved too. @en.ottawa.ca @ottawaparamedic.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/s/o...
Someone please tell the paramedics involved too. @en.ottawa.ca @ottawaparamedic.bsky.social
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all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
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Is there a good reason for a sensible person to say "self-deport" instead of "flee"?
June 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is there a good reason for a sensible person to say "self-deport" instead of "flee"?
@wmata.com I've said it before and I'll say it again: If you're single tracking in rush hour the least you could do is run 8-car trains
June 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
@wmata.com I've said it before and I'll say it again: If you're single tracking in rush hour the least you could do is run 8-car trains
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this is DELIGHTFUL
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
this is DELIGHTFUL
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Sorry am I his numbers are so few
June 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sorry am I his numbers are so few
More than one person said S's sign was the best one at the protest. (Continue to hope it rains on the parade this afternoon.) One guy looked at mine and said I should have used "delendam." (How many Romans?, I guess. Plural! Plural!)
June 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
More than one person said S's sign was the best one at the protest. (Continue to hope it rains on the parade this afternoon.) One guy looked at mine and said I should have used "delendam." (How many Romans?, I guess. Plural! Plural!)
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March on, my fellows!
June 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
March on, my fellows!
me to WaPo: Thanks for referring to the Boulder victims as "men and women" rather than "males and females" (which the Post did not initially do e.g. 10 years ago re: the victims of the Charleston church shooting)
Baby steps, taking all the victories we can get
Baby steps, taking all the victories we can get
June 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
me to WaPo: Thanks for referring to the Boulder victims as "men and women" rather than "males and females" (which the Post did not initially do e.g. 10 years ago re: the victims of the Charleston church shooting)
Baby steps, taking all the victories we can get
Baby steps, taking all the victories we can get
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I'm so annoyed about all the details in this story that don't make sense that I wrote a whole blog post about it. I got both way too technical and way too personal in here. Enjoy. buttondown.com/thene/archiv...
May 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm so annoyed about all the details in this story that don't make sense that I wrote a whole blog post about it. I got both way too technical and way too personal in here. Enjoy. buttondown.com/thene/archiv...
To quote @bradleywhitford.bsky.social in that one episode of The West Wing: "YOU THINK?!!?"
May 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
To quote @bradleywhitford.bsky.social in that one episode of The West Wing: "YOU THINK?!!?"
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
Concave
Concave
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Cow.
The Cow.
May 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
my mother, weeping in her hospital bed: I'm sorry to be such a burden.
me: You're not. Look, we live in a time and a place where all this help is available —
her: I guess I worked hard for a long time, so.
me: Yes you did, but you would deserve to be well even if you hadn't.
her: That's true.
+
me: You're not. Look, we live in a time and a place where all this help is available —
her: I guess I worked hard for a long time, so.
me: Yes you did, but you would deserve to be well even if you hadn't.
her: That's true.
+
April 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
my mother, weeping in her hospital bed: I'm sorry to be such a burden.
me: You're not. Look, we live in a time and a place where all this help is available —
her: I guess I worked hard for a long time, so.
me: Yes you did, but you would deserve to be well even if you hadn't.
her: That's true.
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me: You're not. Look, we live in a time and a place where all this help is available —
her: I guess I worked hard for a long time, so.
me: Yes you did, but you would deserve to be well even if you hadn't.
her: That's true.
+
Santo subito.
April 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Santo subito.