Michael Kelminson
@mkelminson2341.bsky.social
I like basketball and some other things too I guess. #MFFL
Terminator 2, gulp.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Terminator 2, gulp.
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It's rather incredible to me how many sports outlets' primary takeaway from this livestream was that Nacua criticized NFL refs and not that he did something EXTREMELY antisemitic during it. AA is practically the only one to actually highlight this.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's rather incredible to me how many sports outlets' primary takeaway from this livestream was that Nacua criticized NFL refs and not that he did something EXTREMELY antisemitic during it. AA is practically the only one to actually highlight this.
Do you know how hard it is to be more unlikable than Trump? But somehow he pulls it off.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Do you know how hard it is to be more unlikable than Trump? But somehow he pulls it off.
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Wrote about how the late, great Rob Reiner had the most impossible 7-movie beginning to any director's career, and yet that's not even what he was most famous for:
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Wrote about how the late, great Rob Reiner had the most impossible 7-movie beginning to any director's career, and yet that's not even what he was most famous for:
Tinker, Evers and Chance are rolling over in their grave.
Cubs’ top of the lineup looks so different without Cody Bellinger
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tinker, Evers and Chance are rolling over in their grave.
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Everyone should read this incredible first-person piece by Jason Collins (as told to @ramonaespn.bsky.social), on his battle with brain cancer. So much admiration for this man.
Jason Collins, on his cancer diagnosis: It's Stage 4 glioblastoma and I'm fighting
In an exclusive with ESPN, the 13-year NBA veteran and pioneer reveals that he is fighting for his life.
www.espn.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Everyone should read this incredible first-person piece by Jason Collins (as told to @ramonaespn.bsky.social), on his battle with brain cancer. So much admiration for this man.
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It's vile to kill people with no actual legal justification and also vile to joke about killing those people.
Trump: "The problem is nobody wants to go fishing anymore. They don't want to get in boats. They don't want anything to do with boats. I think we've destroyed the boat market. Other than that it's been very effective."
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's vile to kill people with no actual legal justification and also vile to joke about killing those people.
Jesus: “Hey, Dad?”
God “Yes, my son?”
Jesus “Wanna have a catch?”
God “Yes, my son?”
Jesus “Wanna have a catch?”
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Jesus: “Hey, Dad?”
God “Yes, my son?”
Jesus “Wanna have a catch?”
God “Yes, my son?”
Jesus “Wanna have a catch?”
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Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
"Sir, the question was do you want fries with that?"
Trump: "They saw a lot of unbelievable activity at the McDonald's next to the base where they take off. The McDonald's was doing -- right? -- 5 times, they were going crazy. So they say 'there's something going on over there.' The biggest activity that McDonald's had ever had. It was a nice story."
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Sir, the question was do you want fries with that?"
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If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.
He did the "I, state you name" bit from Animal House. After all these years I still can't believe this country is run by such a colossal dumbass.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
He did the "I, state you name" bit from Animal House. After all these years I still can't believe this country is run by such a colossal dumbass.
That's what happens when you have to put your lipstick on in the dark.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That's what happens when you have to put your lipstick on in the dark.
He's jealous that someone else is getting all the attention.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
He's jealous that someone else is getting all the attention.
His brain no more work so goodly.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
His brain no more work so goodly.
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
This is the ultimate "don't threaten me with a good time."
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is the ultimate "don't threaten me with a good time."
I don't know what's worse, "appeared to be" or "brown liquid"? You don't have you say shit or poop but excrement works.
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I don't know what's worse, "appeared to be" or "brown liquid"? You don't have you say shit or poop but excrement works.
Listen, Jason Garrett wasn't the greatest coach in the world but this is mean.
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Listen, Jason Garrett wasn't the greatest coach in the world but this is mean.
It's Brewster's Millions but he has to stop a new war every day. Sounds very realistic.
Rep. John McGuire: "We had an epic week. He stopped 8 wars in 8 days."
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's Brewster's Millions but he has to stop a new war every day. Sounds very realistic.
A. They were adults
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A. They were adults
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
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Cause the algorithms are increasingly shady and I don’t see much promotion, let me Gift Link this:
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
Civil Rights Lawyer Bryan Stevenson on How America’s Story Should Be Told
www.nytimes.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cause the algorithms are increasingly shady and I don’t see much promotion, let me Gift Link this:
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
He's about to go undercover to infiltrate Bill Swerski's Super Fans.
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He's about to go undercover to infiltrate Bill Swerski's Super Fans.
They're just here to sell citizens of Springfield that a monorail will transform the city.
I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They're just here to sell citizens of Springfield that a monorail will transform the city.