Michael Kelminson
@mkelminson2341.bsky.social
I like basketball and some other things too I guess. #MFFL
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Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
"Sir, the question was do you want fries with that?"
Trump: "They saw a lot of unbelievable activity at the McDonald's next to the base where they take off. The McDonald's was doing -- right? -- 5 times, they were going crazy. So they say 'there's something going on over there.' The biggest activity that McDonald's had ever had. It was a nice story."
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Sir, the question was do you want fries with that?"
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If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.
He did the "I, state you name" bit from Animal House. After all these years I still can't believe this country is run by such a colossal dumbass.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
He did the "I, state you name" bit from Animal House. After all these years I still can't believe this country is run by such a colossal dumbass.
That's what happens when you have to put your lipstick on in the dark.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That's what happens when you have to put your lipstick on in the dark.
He's jealous that someone else is getting all the attention.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
He's jealous that someone else is getting all the attention.
His brain no more work so goodly.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
His brain no more work so goodly.
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
This is the ultimate "don't threaten me with a good time."
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is the ultimate "don't threaten me with a good time."
I don't know what's worse, "appeared to be" or "brown liquid"? You don't have you say shit or poop but excrement works.
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I don't know what's worse, "appeared to be" or "brown liquid"? You don't have you say shit or poop but excrement works.
Listen, Jason Garrett wasn't the greatest coach in the world but this is mean.
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Listen, Jason Garrett wasn't the greatest coach in the world but this is mean.
It's Brewster's Millions but he has to stop a new war every day. Sounds very realistic.
Rep. John McGuire: "We had an epic week. He stopped 8 wars in 8 days."
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's Brewster's Millions but he has to stop a new war every day. Sounds very realistic.
A. They were adults
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A. They were adults
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
B. Even If they were "just kids" if you can't condemn them for loving Hitler you are a the worst kind of human imaginable, but we knew that about JD already.
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Cause the algorithms are increasingly shady and I don’t see much promotion, let me Gift Link this:
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
Civil Rights Lawyer Bryan Stevenson on How America’s Story Should Be Told
www.nytimes.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cause the algorithms are increasingly shady and I don’t see much promotion, let me Gift Link this:
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/u...
He's about to go undercover to infiltrate Bill Swerski's Super Fans.
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He's about to go undercover to infiltrate Bill Swerski's Super Fans.
They're just here to sell citizens of Springfield that a monorail will transform the city.
I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They're just here to sell citizens of Springfield that a monorail will transform the city.
If the 49ers win the coin toss he'll have no choice but to kill Batman.
just enjoying being a Normal Shaped Person
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If the 49ers win the coin toss he'll have no choice but to kill Batman.
Was it between this and Subprime Stadium?
The downtown arena that’s home to the Phoenix Suns and Mercury has a new name. https://www.azfamily.com/2025/10/02/phx-arena-become-mortgage-matchup-center-downtown-phoenix/
October 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Was it between this and Subprime Stadium?
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
"While many of you are saying go Trojans or go Illini, I'm saying go Lightning, please strike Dave Portnoy."
September 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"While many of you are saying go Trojans or go Illini, I'm saying go Lightning, please strike Dave Portnoy."
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lol this man said "let me tell you about the airplane secrets of an entirely different airplane"
If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
lol this man said "let me tell you about the airplane secrets of an entirely different airplane"
We are so close to the official government position being “actually the genocide of Native Americans was a good thing”.
The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We are so close to the official government position being “actually the genocide of Native Americans was a good thing”.
I would use "I did Nazi this coming" joke but come on everybody saw this coming.
Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said he was conducting a "social experiment" by sporting a mustache in the style of Adolf Hitler — and claimed that it made him more attractive to women.Jones opened his...
www.rawstory.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I would use "I did Nazi this coming" joke but come on everybody saw this coming.
I knew it, Mr. Met.
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I knew it, Mr. Met.