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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
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Somebody ask Mike Johnson about the unemployment report and Susie Wiles, he needs to get his 10,000 steps in.
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Somebody ask Mike Johnson about the unemployment report and Susie Wiles, he needs to get his 10,000 steps in.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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I’m quickly approaching the opinion that Daniel Craig is the greatest actor of our time because how the hell is he so good at being James Bond AND Benoit Blanc????
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m quickly approaching the opinion that Daniel Craig is the greatest actor of our time because how the hell is he so good at being James Bond AND Benoit Blanc????
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Hey, hey, RFK
How many kids did you kill today?
How many kids did you kill today?
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey, hey, RFK
How many kids did you kill today?
How many kids did you kill today?
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The 🇺🇸American satirical romantic comedy film "TOOTSIE" directed by Sydney Pollack and starring Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman and Charles Durning premiered #OnThisDay in 1982 at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California
🎬 Columbia Pictures
🎬 Columbia Pictures
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The 🇺🇸American satirical romantic comedy film "TOOTSIE" directed by Sydney Pollack and starring Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman and Charles Durning premiered #OnThisDay in 1982 at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California
🎬 Columbia Pictures
🎬 Columbia Pictures
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This World AIDS Day, we remember the hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers lost to HIV and AIDS, and those living with HIV today. We must remind ourselves and each other that the fight isn’t over until the epidemic is over for everyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This World AIDS Day, we remember the hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers lost to HIV and AIDS, and those living with HIV today. We must remind ourselves and each other that the fight isn’t over until the epidemic is over for everyone.
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It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
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New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
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We went out last night and I had a few drinks, I surprisingly didn’t have a hangover but like 4pm today my G.I. was like “yea, you didn’t think you were going to get away that easily?”
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We went out last night and I had a few drinks, I surprisingly didn’t have a hangover but like 4pm today my G.I. was like “yea, you didn’t think you were going to get away that easily?”
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.
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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
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Dear Media, what’s the worst that’s gonna happen? The turd says “Quiet Piggy” to all of you? Speak the fuck up for your fellow journalists.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Dear Media, what’s the worst that’s gonna happen? The turd says “Quiet Piggy” to all of you? Speak the fuck up for your fellow journalists.
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The presidency, governorships, and mayors' offices are not entry-level positions.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The presidency, governorships, and mayors' offices are not entry-level positions.
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Every time I hear that someone has “rizz” my immediate reaction is to picture Rizzo the rat in his letterman jacket and backwards hat, and then if I think whoever we’re talking about is at least as cool as that I go “yeah”
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every time I hear that someone has “rizz” my immediate reaction is to picture Rizzo the rat in his letterman jacket and backwards hat, and then if I think whoever we’re talking about is at least as cool as that I go “yeah”
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
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These batshit wockaflockas are really ready to make middle schoolers fair game rather than holding the Walking Circus Peanut accountable and whatnot.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
These batshit wockaflockas are really ready to make middle schoolers fair game rather than holding the Walking Circus Peanut accountable and whatnot.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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Eight million of us took to the streets. The Election was a clean sweep and you caved?!?
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Eight million of us took to the streets. The Election was a clean sweep and you caved?!?