Sam 🇵🇸
@misterwoodles.bsky.social
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Sam 🇵🇸
@misterwoodles.bsky.social
· Mar 24
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
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Anytime this chudfuck comes up, I'm going to remind people that Pelosi, Hoyer, Jeffries and Clyburn went to the fucking mat to keep him in his seat when a progressive woman challenger ran against him.
This is who they keep. This is who they protect. This is what they want. This is who they are.
This is who they keep. This is who they protect. This is what they want. This is who they are.
The one Democrat who voted for the SAVE Act, making this his second time voting yea for this bill in the past year, in Henry Cuellar of Texas.
clerk.house.gov
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Anytime this chudfuck comes up, I'm going to remind people that Pelosi, Hoyer, Jeffries and Clyburn went to the fucking mat to keep him in his seat when a progressive woman challenger ran against him.
This is who they keep. This is who they protect. This is what they want. This is who they are.
This is who they keep. This is who they protect. This is what they want. This is who they are.
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Let us not forget that Catherine O'Hara was hired for "Saturday Night Live," spent a week there, decided it sucked, quit, and went back to Canada to make more shows with her friends.
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Let us not forget that Catherine O'Hara was hired for "Saturday Night Live," spent a week there, decided it sucked, quit, and went back to Canada to make more shows with her friends.
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Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.
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Nick singing Greg Bovino to the tune of Dan Bongino to the tune of Hallelujah.
January 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Nick singing Greg Bovino to the tune of Dan Bongino to the tune of Hallelujah.
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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happy hump day
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happy hump day
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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bunrito
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bunrito
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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Him have a camndy
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Him have a camndy
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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happy hump day
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happy hump day
The Protomen released Act 3 before GRRM released Winds of Winter
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The Protomen released Act 3 before GRRM released Winds of Winter
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Does... does he think this counts? Like when Cartman got Scott Tenorman's pubes?
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Does... does he think this counts? Like when Cartman got Scott Tenorman's pubes?
Y'all mocked my freezer full of Dilberitos, well who's laughing now
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Y'all mocked my freezer full of Dilberitos, well who's laughing now
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Do not talk to me about "reforming" ICE.
Abolish ICE. Ban everyone who ever worked for it from any government job ever again.
Chinga la migra.
Abolish ICE. Ban everyone who ever worked for it from any government job ever again.
Chinga la migra.
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Do not talk to me about "reforming" ICE.
Abolish ICE. Ban everyone who ever worked for it from any government job ever again.
Chinga la migra.
Abolish ICE. Ban everyone who ever worked for it from any government job ever again.
Chinga la migra.
Does... does he think this counts? Like when Cartman got Scott Tenorman's pubes?
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Does... does he think this counts? Like when Cartman got Scott Tenorman's pubes?
The Good Place and Crazy Ex Girlfriend, to name two from the past decade
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The Good Place and Crazy Ex Girlfriend, to name two from the past decade
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, met a girl who sang the blues, and he asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away...
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually found himself on a planet called Third Earth, where he had a long-running quarrel with a group of anthropomorphic cats
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, met a girl who sang the blues, and he asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away...
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I’m not making free content for a website owned by a guy who thinks my family existing is a form of genocide against white people, which is why I’m not going back to that place.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’m not making free content for a website owned by a guy who thinks my family existing is a form of genocide against white people, which is why I’m not going back to that place.
Only 9 more years until Batman hits the public domain
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Only 9 more years until Batman hits the public domain
It would be wild if it turned out Billy Zane in Titanic was Cameron's author insert
James Cameron stayed at the hotel I worked at in OKC a few times a year because his wife is from the city and he was a gigantic prick every single time. Treated all the workers like shit, never tipped, etc.
I am of the opinion that how a person treats service workers tells you who they really are.
I am of the opinion that how a person treats service workers tells you who they really are.
icymi- james cameron lurves elon musk apparently www.theringer.com/podcasts/the...
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It would be wild if it turned out Billy Zane in Titanic was Cameron's author insert
Never seen an episode of this show, but I caught the theme song literally one time when I was 15 and I still remember it, it was that good.
This isn't even close to anybody else's replies.
But come on. A skirt over jeans? Cool as shit.
But come on. A skirt over jeans? Cool as shit.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Never seen an episode of this show, but I caught the theme song literally one time when I was 15 and I still remember it, it was that good.
I'm just waiting for Adam Driver to be announced as Beedle
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie
In theaters on May 7, 2027
In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm just waiting for Adam Driver to be announced as Beedle
The Room
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Room
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
Jurassic Park 3
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
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At this point I think it’s fair to say that most of the criticisms being lobbed at Mamdani are not out of genuine anger or surprise at any new revelations about him but are rather a transparently bad faith smear campaign to punish him for being a successful politician while Muslim
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
At this point I think it’s fair to say that most of the criticisms being lobbed at Mamdani are not out of genuine anger or surprise at any new revelations about him but are rather a transparently bad faith smear campaign to punish him for being a successful politician while Muslim
"From Cricket came your game, to crickets shall its players return"
just had a dream that baseball players were signing a deal with a witch to turn them into crickets rather than keep playing a really long game
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"From Cricket came your game, to crickets shall its players return"