robert burger
@mistermichael.bsky.social
Highly accomplished ne'er-do-well. Flailing dad. Think about what you want for dinner tonight.
What’s insulting about this bullshit is that the people with the financial wherewithal to contribute to their kid’s 529 or what have you ARE ALREADY DOING THAT ANYWAY! They’re still buying their kids a fucking toy! To poor people this is just an insulting choice
Scott Bessent on Trump Accounts: "Rather than giving a toy for a birthday or holiday, they can contribute to these accounts"
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
What’s insulting about this bullshit is that the people with the financial wherewithal to contribute to their kid’s 529 or what have you ARE ALREADY DOING THAT ANYWAY! They’re still buying their kids a fucking toy! To poor people this is just an insulting choice
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The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
Fuck Greg Bovino forever. A legacy of disgrace and terror
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Fuck Greg Bovino forever. A legacy of disgrace and terror
If you're mean to us, we'll kill you
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
If you're mean to us, we'll kill you
I like the tacit admission that without the help of cops, ICE agents are helpless untrained babies who can't be held accountable when they murder someone
BLANCHE: Was that peaceful protesting? No. It was a violent occurrence bc ICE cannot do their job when local law enforcement refuses to help
WELKER: There are only 600 police officers in Mpls. There are 3k ICE agents. Officials say it strains credulity to think they can back up every ICE official
WELKER: There are only 600 police officers in Mpls. There are 3k ICE agents. Officials say it strains credulity to think they can back up every ICE official
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I like the tacit admission that without the help of cops, ICE agents are helpless untrained babies who can't be held accountable when they murder someone
Jacob Frey please say fuck! Your people are being killed!
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Jacob Frey please say fuck! Your people are being killed!
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Leftists having to begrudgingly respect Will Stancil is unexpected but very funny
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Leftists having to begrudgingly respect Will Stancil is unexpected but very funny
TIL rhinos used to be wooly
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
TIL rhinos used to be wooly
Funny that while Verizon had its outage T-Mobile texted me about it and was like "but not us!"
January 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Funny that while Verizon had its outage T-Mobile texted me about it and was like "but not us!"
*threateningly* Coexist
January 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
*threateningly* Coexist
Wonder the likelihood of NATO just kicking out the US as a member state. Or trump just deciding to pull out in a huff
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Wonder the likelihood of NATO just kicking out the US as a member state. Or trump just deciding to pull out in a huff
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I don’t know the date on this one because Instagram took it down.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I don’t know the date on this one because Instagram took it down.
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
They took my biggest issue with marvel movies and Star wars movies and just doubled down lol
Who is this for? Are they gonna offer avengers themed portable urinals?
Who is this for? Are they gonna offer avengers themed portable urinals?
4 hours???? Somebody need they ass beat for this
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
They took my biggest issue with marvel movies and Star wars movies and just doubled down lol
Who is this for? Are they gonna offer avengers themed portable urinals?
Who is this for? Are they gonna offer avengers themed portable urinals?
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Where is Kevin Kruse when I need him most
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Where is Kevin Kruse when I need him most
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
"c'mooon I thought we were bros. we had something"
NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
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Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"c'mooon I thought we were bros. we had something"
Everything feels the same but asml is up 9% so there's that
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Everything feels the same but asml is up 9% so there's that
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
My toddler going through potty training: they're making us piss and shit in the toilet because of woke
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
My toddler going through potty training: they're making us piss and shit in the toilet because of woke
Meanwhile, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is one of the biggest gaming delights on record. It's Mario so of course the gameplay is stellar but what's surprised me the most is how tongue in cheek the writing is for a Mario game. It's ironic and at times even meta
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Meanwhile, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is one of the biggest gaming delights on record. It's Mario so of course the gameplay is stellar but what's surprised me the most is how tongue in cheek the writing is for a Mario game. It's ironic and at times even meta
Never played the Spyro games as a kid, went into the remastered trilogy with an open mind, but the games are clearly aimed at children with very little for adults to enjoy beyond mindless collecting and precisely two (2) combat mechanics
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Never played the Spyro games as a kid, went into the remastered trilogy with an open mind, but the games are clearly aimed at children with very little for adults to enjoy beyond mindless collecting and precisely two (2) combat mechanics