robert burger
@mistermichael.bsky.social
Highly accomplished ne'er-do-well. Flailing dad. Think about what you want for dinner tonight.
Seems like bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Seems like bullshit
I've never had pumpkin pie before so I decided to make one
7.5/10 pie
7.5/10 pie
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I've never had pumpkin pie before so I decided to make one
7.5/10 pie
7.5/10 pie
Made these for the first time tonight too!
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Made these for the first time tonight too!
Look at this stupid fuckin thing. Oh I'm gonna do a data transfer between an iPhone and an Android headass looking thing, fuck outta here
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Look at this stupid fuckin thing. Oh I'm gonna do a data transfer between an iPhone and an Android headass looking thing, fuck outta here
Y'all building gallows over here?
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Y'all building gallows over here?
I tell you what this shit is outstanding
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I tell you what this shit is outstanding
Bought this handsome thing and kinda loving the simplicity of it
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bought this handsome thing and kinda loving the simplicity of it
PSA: these are stellar
September 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
PSA: these are stellar
Love it when headlines are written like hints in a crossword puzzle
August 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Love it when headlines are written like hints in a crossword puzzle
Great review photo no notes
February 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Great review photo no notes
By far one of the worst stupidest uses of AI I've seen to date
February 16, 2024 at 10:50 PM
By far one of the worst stupidest uses of AI I've seen to date
Lay's hot and sour lemon braised chicken feet chips review: really interesting! Tangy, slight heat in the back. Never had chicken feet so can't say how close the flavor is. But these are solid! Good Asian supermarket buy
January 10, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Lay's hot and sour lemon braised chicken feet chips review: really interesting! Tangy, slight heat in the back. Never had chicken feet so can't say how close the flavor is. But these are solid! Good Asian supermarket buy
Just a cursed chyron, what the actual fuck are we doing
December 30, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Just a cursed chyron, what the actual fuck are we doing
"Vandalizing a Jewish owned weapons facility is basically Kristallnacht" - some smooth-brained shithead probably
November 21, 2023 at 6:09 PM
"Vandalizing a Jewish owned weapons facility is basically Kristallnacht" - some smooth-brained shithead probably
Me after watching Jurassic Park once
October 3, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Me after watching Jurassic Park once