Biscuits Tennyson
@misterbiscuitboy.bsky.social
Chief Rizz Officer, Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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The first time I ever travelled first class on a train, I was amazed that they had complimentary chocolate bars on the tables. I ate mine & then the man whose chair I was sat in came back & demanded to know why I had eaten his chocolate bar.
Mortified.
Mortified.
January 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The first time I ever travelled first class on a train, I was amazed that they had complimentary chocolate bars on the tables. I ate mine & then the man whose chair I was sat in came back & demanded to know why I had eaten his chocolate bar.
Mortified.
Mortified.
Everyone overreacted about the iOS 18 photos app.
December 7, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Everyone overreacted about the iOS 18 photos app.
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See the Everton v Liverpool game has been postponed due to the wind.
Does anyone know what happens to the thousands of pies and sausage rolls?
Does anyone know what happens to the thousands of pies and sausage rolls?
December 7, 2024 at 9:19 AM
See the Everton v Liverpool game has been postponed due to the wind.
Does anyone know what happens to the thousands of pies and sausage rolls?
Does anyone know what happens to the thousands of pies and sausage rolls?
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My cat: and then when they finally fed me, they sang a little song mocking the way I sat at their table to communicate my desperate hunger
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
December 6, 2024 at 7:12 PM
My cat: and then when they finally fed me, they sang a little song mocking the way I sat at their table to communicate my desperate hunger
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
Just saw a crow steal a Dorito, drop it in a puddle, and eat it like soup. Nature is healing, but in a really unsettling way.
December 6, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Just saw a crow steal a Dorito, drop it in a puddle, and eat it like soup. Nature is healing, but in a really unsettling way.
I remember being in the SF Bay Area for the 2011 Japan earthquake and the tsunami it sent our way. Boats all smashed up, etc. Hoping it's no worse than that this time.
December 5, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I remember being in the SF Bay Area for the 2011 Japan earthquake and the tsunami it sent our way. Boats all smashed up, etc. Hoping it's no worse than that this time.
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date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
May 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
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him, leaving for work: We still need to talk about your soap opera addiction.
me: *walks away and stares out the window as the rain starts to fall* just go
me: *walks away and stares out the window as the rain starts to fall* just go
November 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
him, leaving for work: We still need to talk about your soap opera addiction.
me: *walks away and stares out the window as the rain starts to fall* just go
me: *walks away and stares out the window as the rain starts to fall* just go
@citiesskylinesgame.bsky.social PS5 PLEAAAAASE 😭
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 AM
@citiesskylinesgame.bsky.social PS5 PLEAAAAASE 😭
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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.
November 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.
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My friend is pet sitting a cat named Microwave
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 AM
My friend is pet sitting a cat named Microwave
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sinking your entire teeth into a thick ass piece of cardboard must feel good as hell for a cat
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM
sinking your entire teeth into a thick ass piece of cardboard must feel good as hell for a cat
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Do not remove the stick
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Do not remove the stick
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Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive
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BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
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Books led me to believe I'd encounter more wry smiles and rueful grins
November 25, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Books led me to believe I'd encounter more wry smiles and rueful grins
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No one tells you that a $25 mouse and keyboard will do wonders for your productivity at work just because its purple and fun to look at.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
November 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
No one tells you that a $25 mouse and keyboard will do wonders for your productivity at work just because its purple and fun to look at.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
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the perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. preferably siblings. but they can't both be the same type of stupid. one needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying)
November 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
the perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. preferably siblings. but they can't both be the same type of stupid. one needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying)
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Another beautiful return to Wheaton Aston, 2nd June 2024
Say hello to "Romany Girl" 😃
#shropshire #travel #photography #narrowboat #canal #ukcanals
Say hello to "Romany Girl" 😃
#shropshire #travel #photography #narrowboat #canal #ukcanals
November 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Another beautiful return to Wheaton Aston, 2nd June 2024
Say hello to "Romany Girl" 😃
#shropshire #travel #photography #narrowboat #canal #ukcanals
Say hello to "Romany Girl" 😃
#shropshire #travel #photography #narrowboat #canal #ukcanals
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they'll never make another good assassin's creed game because they won't make another one about being a greasy fuckboy who beats a spanish pope into a coma
November 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
they'll never make another good assassin's creed game because they won't make another one about being a greasy fuckboy who beats a spanish pope into a coma
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there haven’t been many innovations in human gait since skipping came out
November 26, 2024 at 3:27 PM
there haven’t been many innovations in human gait since skipping came out
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I’ve booked tomorrow off work to take my car in for its MOT and then push it off a cliff when it fails
November 26, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I’ve booked tomorrow off work to take my car in for its MOT and then push it off a cliff when it fails