💙Sophie Socket♠️
@sophiesocket.bsky.social
Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉
Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy.
Language: foul
Occasional satire.
Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy.
Language: foul
Occasional satire.
If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?
July 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?
Aren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet?
Oh, wait…
Oh, wait…
July 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Aren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet?
Oh, wait…
Oh, wait…
Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released.
Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
June 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released.
Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says ' news ' on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says ' news ' on it .
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.
I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"
June 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"
Criminals, perverts, liars, racists.
We really would be the 51st State.
We really would be the 51st State.
June 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Criminals, perverts, liars, racists.
We really would be the 51st State.
We really would be the 51st State.
What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’
June 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’
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The party that pretends to back patriotism. Farage thought Truss’s budget was the best since the 80’s (because it allowed him to bet against our tanked economy), Lice and Isabellend fucked off to the country of tax dodgers and it’s Muslim chair had to step down due to racism. Absolute cunts.
Tice & Oakeshit, the unpatriotic Reform Party Ltd tax dodgers, fled to Dubai.
Headlines you'll never see in the Daily Mail: '99.7% of millionaires haven't left Britain'
June 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The party that pretends to back patriotism. Farage thought Truss’s budget was the best since the 80’s (because it allowed him to bet against our tanked economy), Lice and Isabellend fucked off to the country of tax dodgers and it’s Muslim chair had to step down due to racism. Absolute cunts.
You couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂
June 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂
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June 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pop over onto X…
Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts…
Walk away again…
Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts…
Walk away again…
a woman with a watch on her wrist is making a face
ALT: a woman with a watch on her wrist is making a face
media.tenor.com
June 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Pop over onto X…
Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts…
Walk away again…
Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts…
Walk away again…
Told my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears.
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes, I’m definite”
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes, I’m definite”
June 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Told my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears.
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes, I’m definite”
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes, I’m definite”
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Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.
May 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.
Haven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.
May 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Haven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.
Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay.
It was only gathering dust.
It was only gathering dust.
May 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay.
It was only gathering dust.
It was only gathering dust.
@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂
May 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂
Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.
May 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.
Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!
May 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!
BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel.
She's slowly coming round now.
She's slowly coming round now.
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel.
She's slowly coming round now.
She's slowly coming round now.
Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?
May 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?
Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".
May 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".
Happy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy.
Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity.
Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.
Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity.
Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.
a field of red poppies with the words `` lest we forget ''
ALT: a field of red poppies with the words `` lest we forget ''
media.tenor.com
April 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Happy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy.
Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity.
Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.
Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity.
Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.