Sanctions on the United States until they start using proper date formats and the 24 hour clock
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sanctions on the United States until they start using proper date formats and the 24 hour clock
Give me a lap dance. There’s 50p in it for you
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Give me a lap dance. There’s 50p in it for you
Colleague: “Jon, why is this automation script set to French?”
Uh… I don’t… show me. oh!
Well it’s PowerShell and -le $stop means ‘less than or equal to the stop value’
🤦♂️
Uh… I don’t… show me. oh!
Well it’s PowerShell and -le $stop means ‘less than or equal to the stop value’
🤦♂️
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Colleague: “Jon, why is this automation script set to French?”
Uh… I don’t… show me. oh!
Well it’s PowerShell and -le $stop means ‘less than or equal to the stop value’
🤦♂️
Uh… I don’t… show me. oh!
Well it’s PowerShell and -le $stop means ‘less than or equal to the stop value’
🤦♂️
I just accidentally responded “Yes” to the Outlook email for the office Christmas meal. I guess I’m going then. First time ever. Damn it there’d better be strippers
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I just accidentally responded “Yes” to the Outlook email for the office Christmas meal. I guess I’m going then. First time ever. Damn it there’d better be strippers
Trump is going to try to buy the BBC isn’t he
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Trump is going to try to buy the BBC isn’t he
I suspect very few to none of you know my first language is Italian and that I still have the accent after all these years
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I suspect very few to none of you know my first language is Italian and that I still have the accent after all these years
Have we still got droughts and hosepipe bans? Only I've looked at the forecast and it's rain for the next 3000 years
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Have we still got droughts and hosepipe bans? Only I've looked at the forecast and it's rain for the next 3000 years
Has the porn industry done a ripoff of the Hallmark Christmas movies because I think they should
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Has the porn industry done a ripoff of the Hallmark Christmas movies because I think they should
Someone on Reddit is trying to make me angry about electric cars being liable for congestion charging and they can’t understand why I think it’s perfectly reasonable.
“But they’re zero emissions!!”
Yes… so that would relate to the low emissions zone then, wouldn’t it.
“But… zero emissions!”
“But they’re zero emissions!!”
Yes… so that would relate to the low emissions zone then, wouldn’t it.
“But… zero emissions!”
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Someone on Reddit is trying to make me angry about electric cars being liable for congestion charging and they can’t understand why I think it’s perfectly reasonable.
“But they’re zero emissions!!”
Yes… so that would relate to the low emissions zone then, wouldn’t it.
“But… zero emissions!”
“But they’re zero emissions!!”
Yes… so that would relate to the low emissions zone then, wouldn’t it.
“But… zero emissions!”
BBC Three doing its part for accessibility
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
BBC Three doing its part for accessibility
Escaped Tesco before the enforced silence
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Escaped Tesco before the enforced silence
Just lying in bed with the electric blanket on, trying to think of things that signal you’re not the young dynamic 25 year old you still think you are
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just lying in bed with the electric blanket on, trying to think of things that signal you’re not the young dynamic 25 year old you still think you are
There have been too many Garths in Birds of a Feather. Also too many episodes
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There have been too many Garths in Birds of a Feather. Also too many episodes
I currently smell of fresh sweat and mango
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I currently smell of fresh sweat and mango
I’ve seen a few of you getting sucked in by this. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Social media misinformation driving men to NHS for unneeded testosterone therapy
Endocrinologists warn taking testosterone unnecessarily can suppress natural hormone production
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve seen a few of you getting sucked in by this. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Weird. A lot of people here think it’s veering off to the right
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Weird. A lot of people here think it’s veering off to the right
Channel 4 should do a 90s Friday night and show:
Ellen
Friends
Frasier
Eurotrash
Ellen
Friends
Frasier
Eurotrash
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Channel 4 should do a 90s Friday night and show:
Ellen
Friends
Frasier
Eurotrash
Ellen
Friends
Frasier
Eurotrash
I think... I *think*... if income tax gets raised by 2p and national insurance gets reduced by 2p to match (one of the ideas she's had), I'd actually be better off because of the way pension contributions work
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I think... I *think*... if income tax gets raised by 2p and national insurance gets reduced by 2p to match (one of the ideas she's had), I'd actually be better off because of the way pension contributions work
I keep hoping EE will do an O2 and push through a price increase that lets customers end their contracts.
All because of a sneaky little cash grab they did this year:
My contract went up from £16 to £17.50 as expected, but they made the change mid-month and backdated the increase on my next bill
All because of a sneaky little cash grab they did this year:
My contract went up from £16 to £17.50 as expected, but they made the change mid-month and backdated the increase on my next bill
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I keep hoping EE will do an O2 and push through a price increase that lets customers end their contracts.
All because of a sneaky little cash grab they did this year:
My contract went up from £16 to £17.50 as expected, but they made the change mid-month and backdated the increase on my next bill
All because of a sneaky little cash grab they did this year:
My contract went up from £16 to £17.50 as expected, but they made the change mid-month and backdated the increase on my next bill
Buying your gran a sledge for Christmas from Amazon just seems like a way to speed up your inheritance
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Buying your gran a sledge for Christmas from Amazon just seems like a way to speed up your inheritance
I’ve had a word and if you post nudes you’re allowed to finish work immediately
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’ve had a word and if you post nudes you’re allowed to finish work immediately
Ready salted crisps should be cheaper than salt and vinegar because they put less effort in
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ready salted crisps should be cheaper than salt and vinegar because they put less effort in
Technology Connections videos have an ad at the start, but nothing in the middle to interrupt the content 😌
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Technology Connections videos have an ad at the start, but nothing in the middle to interrupt the content 😌