What if Volodymyr Zelensky decked him live on tv this weekend
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What if Volodymyr Zelensky decked him live on tv this weekend
I’m kind of tempted by the £7.99 YouTube Premium Lite subscription, because the ads are insane. It’s just… that means they’d win 🤨
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m kind of tempted by the £7.99 YouTube Premium Lite subscription, because the ads are insane. It’s just… that means they’d win 🤨
Just preparing my Boxing Day omelette. Cheese and leek.
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just preparing my Boxing Day omelette. Cheese and leek.
I wish I hadn’t submitted to that final sausage
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wish I hadn’t submitted to that final sausage
I'm getting financially edged by seeing investments go up in the US and Japan from Wednesday lunchtime, knowing they won't get updated in my ISA until Monday. Just hope they don't get ruined at the last moment. mmmmfffff.... 😮💨
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm getting financially edged by seeing investments go up in the US and Japan from Wednesday lunchtime, knowing they won't get updated in my ISA until Monday. Just hope they don't get ruined at the last moment. mmmmfffff.... 😮💨
Wait I was told bread and pizza were slimming
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Wait I was told bread and pizza were slimming
Family en-route. Two adults, three children and a dog.
*my* dog just wants to chew things and watch tv. We are very alike
*my* dog just wants to chew things and watch tv. We are very alike
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Family en-route. Two adults, three children and a dog.
*my* dog just wants to chew things and watch tv. We are very alike
*my* dog just wants to chew things and watch tv. We are very alike
“Alexa, play Greatest Hits Radio on Rayo”
*click* as I hear the mini-split AC kick in
“Setting office temperature to 32 degrees”
*click* as I hear the mini-split AC kick in
“Setting office temperature to 32 degrees”
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
“Alexa, play Greatest Hits Radio on Rayo”
*click* as I hear the mini-split AC kick in
“Setting office temperature to 32 degrees”
*click* as I hear the mini-split AC kick in
“Setting office temperature to 32 degrees”
Can’t wait for bedtime tbh
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can’t wait for bedtime tbh
“A few weeks ago, the Queen and I visited…”
Er… no I think she’s dead 🤔
Er… no I think she’s dead 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“A few weeks ago, the Queen and I visited…”
Er… no I think she’s dead 🤔
Er… no I think she’s dead 🤔
10 minutes. The dog doesn’t care for it so it’s just me and a glass of Baileys
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
10 minutes. The dog doesn’t care for it so it’s just me and a glass of Baileys
Once again my family is incredulous that I still don't drink wine
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Once again my family is incredulous that I still don't drink wine
I'm quite enjoying the right-wing religious racists getting angry that both the Pope and the incoming Archbishop of Canterbury are saying they're not actually good Catholics and Christians at all
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm quite enjoying the right-wing religious racists getting angry that both the Pope and the incoming Archbishop of Canterbury are saying they're not actually good Catholics and Christians at all
Lunch is at 2pm for some reason so I’ve had 3 bacon sandwiches and now I’m full
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Lunch is at 2pm for some reason so I’ve had 3 bacon sandwiches and now I’m full
🎶 I Saw Daddy Straddling Santa Claus
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
🎶 I Saw Daddy Straddling Santa Claus
I guess I should get up and vacuum the windows
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I guess I should get up and vacuum the windows
I celebrated Christmas by adding an extra half scoop to my overnight oats and I feel I might have overindulged already
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I celebrated Christmas by adding an extra half scoop to my overnight oats and I feel I might have overindulged already
The responses to this are essentially “Not hesitant, just definitely never going”
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The responses to this are essentially “Not hesitant, just definitely never going”
Had my bath. Now sitting here in a towel, legs up on my pouffe
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had my bath. Now sitting here in a towel, legs up on my pouffe
The woman on the till at the Esso paused mid-barcode scan to shout “ALEXA! SHUT UP!” when Feliz Navidad started playing. “Bloody hate that one, love”
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The woman on the till at the Esso paused mid-barcode scan to shout “ALEXA! SHUT UP!” when Feliz Navidad started playing. “Bloody hate that one, love”
Plan for the evening is to have a bath and then watch Clue with the dog
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Plan for the evening is to have a bath and then watch Clue with the dog
If you’re propping your phone up on your lap, some of the voice reveals produce vibrations in a pleasing fashion
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you’re propping your phone up on your lap, some of the voice reveals produce vibrations in a pleasing fashion
BBC Two, after the King’s Christmas broadcast #EvilUnderTheSun
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
BBC Two, after the King’s Christmas broadcast #EvilUnderTheSun
Dog’s been limping for a couple of days and I was getting worried because she was lethargic so I just paid £100 for a vet appointment and as soon as she got up on the table she was bouncing around with tail wagging. She’s on dog-friendly anti inflammatories and a snack-ban to lose some weight
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dog’s been limping for a couple of days and I was getting worried because she was lethargic so I just paid £100 for a vet appointment and as soon as she got up on the table she was bouncing around with tail wagging. She’s on dog-friendly anti inflammatories and a snack-ban to lose some weight