Missy Meredithy
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@Missy_Murdoch from Twitter. Just a fun milf from Western MA
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There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”
March 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”
this is so romantic. Would be great a great spot for a wedding ceremony
I am in fucking tears.
Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.”
How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.”
How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 AM
this is so romantic. Would be great a great spot for a wedding ceremony
omg was I the only one imagining “hot like papa John” was referencing that notorious interview with Mr Papa John when he was all sweaty and talking about eating 40 pizzas?? I thought she meant no man can make her hot like this 😭😭😭
December 5, 2024 at 2:56 AM
omg was I the only one imagining “hot like papa John” was referencing that notorious interview with Mr Papa John when he was all sweaty and talking about eating 40 pizzas?? I thought she meant no man can make her hot like this 😭😭😭
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Can we get Jodi Foster to weigh in on how much today impressed her
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Can we get Jodi Foster to weigh in on how much today impressed her
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"The gunman, the people said, ran, jumped on a bicycle and pedaled away."
Safe, bikeable infrastructure is essential in our cities
Safe, bikeable infrastructure is essential in our cities
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was reportedly shot and killed in Midtown
“The shooting is being investigated as a possibly targeted hit, sources said.”
“The shooting is being investigated as a possibly targeted hit, sources said.”
UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in Midtown: sources
MIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in a Midtown shooting Wednesday morning, sources told PIX11 News. Brian Thompson, 50, was shot just before 7 a.m. near a hotel o…
pix11.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
"The gunman, the people said, ran, jumped on a bicycle and pedaled away."
Safe, bikeable infrastructure is essential in our cities
Safe, bikeable infrastructure is essential in our cities
the best is when they step on them, bc you think you’re going to get your “ah-ha!” comeuppance moment. But then they just have a tantrum and you have that to deal with on top of everything else 🙄
my favorite part about having small children is constantly stepping on small blocks and toys
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
the best is when they step on them, bc you think you’re going to get your “ah-ha!” comeuppance moment. But then they just have a tantrum and you have that to deal with on top of everything else 🙄
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anyway a fun fact i recently learned is you can submit copyright claims against libs of tiktok because she’s a known individual and her accounts are monetized and are platforms used to sell merch, which eradicates fair use. she can’t use your videos without licensing or consent.
December 3, 2024 at 2:26 PM
anyway a fun fact i recently learned is you can submit copyright claims against libs of tiktok because she’s a known individual and her accounts are monetized and are platforms used to sell merch, which eradicates fair use. she can’t use your videos without licensing or consent.
I was offered “recreational crack smokers” too! I dumbly opened it and the 2nd or 3rd post was a pic of a guy with a crackpipe in his mouth and poop on his face
Don’t really know what I was expecting 😑
Don’t really know what I was expecting 😑
November 27, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I was offered “recreational crack smokers” too! I dumbly opened it and the 2nd or 3rd post was a pic of a guy with a crackpipe in his mouth and poop on his face
Don’t really know what I was expecting 😑
Don’t really know what I was expecting 😑
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oh my god this is brilliant
What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.
November 27, 2024 at 12:28 AM
oh my god this is brilliant
had so much fun with my kids yesterday Ive spent most of the day counting down the minutes until I get to go pick them up so we can hang out again
November 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
had so much fun with my kids yesterday Ive spent most of the day counting down the minutes until I get to go pick them up so we can hang out again
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if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 100x “ don’t you fucking dare try to include me in this jerk off session about what a loser you are. I wont say something bad about you which is what youre manipulating me into doing right now. and while I respect manipulation, you’re doing this very obviously”
November 26, 2024 at 7:49 AM
if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 100x “ don’t you fucking dare try to include me in this jerk off session about what a loser you are. I wont say something bad about you which is what youre manipulating me into doing right now. and while I respect manipulation, you’re doing this very obviously”
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
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after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
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If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮♂️🕵️♂️
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮♂️🕵️♂️
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If you try to say his advisors planned that for him, they literally didn’t know he was going to push Gaetz until he’d done it. Please stop embarrassing yourself
November 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
If you try to say his advisors planned that for him, they literally didn’t know he was going to push Gaetz until he’d done it. Please stop embarrassing yourself
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Seeing some “Trump picked Gaetz as a sacrificial lamb to get his other nominees through, clearly he is playing 4D chess” and I swear to fucking god how much more evidence do you need to understand this man is as capable of planning and forethought as I am of holding down a starting NBA center spot
November 22, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Seeing some “Trump picked Gaetz as a sacrificial lamb to get his other nominees through, clearly he is playing 4D chess” and I swear to fucking god how much more evidence do you need to understand this man is as capable of planning and forethought as I am of holding down a starting NBA center spot
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one time i told my husband that a guy on the internet said he was wrong and he said "okay? i don't care if he lives or dies"
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 AM
one time i told my husband that a guy on the internet said he was wrong and he said "okay? i don't care if he lives or dies"
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goin to MoMA rocks because they got Van Gogh's Starry Night and directly across the room this painting of a guy who just learned he's competing for attention with one of the main paintings ever painted
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
goin to MoMA rocks because they got Van Gogh's Starry Night and directly across the room this painting of a guy who just learned he's competing for attention with one of the main paintings ever painted
there used to be an option in the settings on your FB feed (when ppl still used that site) where you could select “see less of this person.” I wore that button out
There should be a way to mute a percentage of peoples’ posts. Just to throttle volume posters. A slider that says the percent and they just zap one in every x posts for you, totally regardless of the content. Twenty percent? Every fifth post is gone.
November 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
there used to be an option in the settings on your FB feed (when ppl still used that site) where you could select “see less of this person.” I wore that button out
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politics hasn’t ended and hard things are hard. i am NOT saying that there are “guardrails” or that trump will be stopped by some other force. i am saying that everything can be a battle if his opponents choose to make it one.
November 19, 2024 at 5:11 AM
politics hasn’t ended and hard things are hard. i am NOT saying that there are “guardrails” or that trump will be stopped by some other force. i am saying that everything can be a battle if his opponents choose to make it one.
tried to get Ez to straighten his shorts by telling him they’re called underpants bc they go UNDER your pants, but he just sighed heavily and said “you’re bluffing.”
November 18, 2024 at 11:46 PM
tried to get Ez to straighten his shorts by telling him they’re called underpants bc they go UNDER your pants, but he just sighed heavily and said “you’re bluffing.”
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i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.