I thought so

omg was I the only one imagining “hot like papa John” was referencing that notorious interview with Mr Papa John when he was all sweaty and talking about eating 40 pizzas?? I thought she meant no man can make her hot like this 😭😭😭

oh god I just read the word “cuomosexuals” and was reminded of Andrew Cuomo’s horrible nipple piercings that were visible through his polo shirts during the pandemic. we’ve lived through so many horrors already omfg

lil Jon wrote the jingle for this site when some of y’all were still in diapers. Send that man a code expeditiously