Andrew Fischer
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Andrew Fischer
@missinghitch.bsky.social
Indeed.
Reba
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Genius. No notes.
“If you’re really poor how come you’re not in black and white”

Omg I’m dead.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
@washingtonpost.com out here, calling your Mamaw a liar.
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.

However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I have watched thus florty slevin times the last two days and cried every one
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Andrew Fischer
Andrew Cuomo removes his Female Body Inspector hat, his watch has ended. Bagpipes play as he sadly honks some consolation bazongas
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hahahahahaha.

No.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 5
Follow Election Night developments with real-time political and cultural analysis from Charlamagne Tha God, Ben Shapiro and more.

Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Is this not literally the game Monopoly?
July 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
No shit.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 23
The Pentagon watchdog has evidence that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's Signal messages included classified information, sources say. cnn.it/3IG9HTj
July 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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WE COMPROMISED WITH THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR DECADES ALLOWING THEM TO MOVE THE OVERTON WINDOW ALL THE WAY TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS, ADAM
What happened to this Republican Party?
July 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What sort of devilry is this?
Colored droplets in corn syrup seemingly blended together can be returned to their original state by reversing the direction of mixing, a form of laminar flow called "Stokes flow".

Credit: UNM Physics & Astronomy
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@apnews.com
A failure of the 4th Estate in 2 photos:
July 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@thetraecrowder.bsky.social

I'll be at the Spartanburg show with my wife. I'd offer to buy you a beer, but we're both teachers, so, ya know. However, I'd be happy to tell you the best drinking spots within walking distance of either of the hotels you hopefully booked.
July 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm by no means an expert, but I'm pretty sure breathing matters for pretty much everything.
It's, like, how we survive. Right?
July 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Kinda getting addicted to these two /
June 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@stevehofstetter.bsky.social

I know you like learning new things.

If you rearrange the letters in Stephen Miller's name, you can spell "Joseph Goebbels".

It's true.

Some guy told me.
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's cute that y'all think we're gonna make it to 2034.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jun 18
JUST IN: A Social Security report says it will not be able to pay full monthly benefits to Americans in 2034 unless Congress takes action. cnn.it/3HN4mci
June 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
#NoKings in Spartanburg, SC.

~800 showed up!
June 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Luckily, my 71 yo dad has hated that asshole from the jump.

But he was a High School band director,

And he's gonna LOSE IT when he sees that "marching".
troops can't even march in step at the Dipshit Nuremberg rally, my god. like the fascism is one thing but at this point we're just embarrassing ourselves in front of Germany
June 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I was bartending at Vickerys in Mt Pleasant, many years ago, when @pftompkins.bsky.social sat down. Got him a drink.

I said, "Are you who I think you are?".

He smiled.

Super nice guy.

At least I think it was him.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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We need to find a new job for Eric Adams that's not mayor but also allows him to keep doing shit like this because it's so funny
May 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Huh?
Trump: "The drug companies are very worried that they're gonna fight. And that's ok. If they fight, we'll just say, 'We're just not gonna let you sell any more cars into the US or wine or liquor or alcohol' or something that's actually way more important to them than the drugs."
May 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social

I always love y'alls book reviews, so......
May 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
(Whispers)
American voters ARE really dumb.
he thinks American voters are really dumb
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time.
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM