Andrew Fischer
@missinghitch.bsky.social
Didn't realize NYC was located in the deep south.
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Didn't realize NYC was located in the deep south.
Wait.
2 WHOLE inches!?!?!
Is everyone ok?
2 WHOLE inches!?!?!
Is everyone ok?
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Wait.
2 WHOLE inches!?!?!
Is everyone ok?
2 WHOLE inches!?!?!
Is everyone ok?
With everything going on, I realize it's not the biggest deal, but that is a truly stupid looking eagle on that podium.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
With everything going on, I realize it's not the biggest deal, but that is a truly stupid looking eagle on that podium.
Is this satire?
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is this satire?
Love all the pop-ups on your site. Keep 'em coming.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Love all the pop-ups on your site. Keep 'em coming.
Because Americans are soooooo good at deciding.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Because Americans are soooooo good at deciding.
Thanks for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thanks for nothing.
This borders on complicity.
Cowards.
Cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This borders on complicity.
Cowards.
Cowards.
Oh Chris, you sweet summer child.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oh Chris, you sweet summer child.
"Ethical concerns"? GTFOH.
Call it what it is.
We are in a phase of journalistic Munich Agreements.
Call it what it is.
We are in a phase of journalistic Munich Agreements.
October 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"Ethical concerns"? GTFOH.
Call it what it is.
We are in a phase of journalistic Munich Agreements.
Call it what it is.
We are in a phase of journalistic Munich Agreements.
Like this Administration would ever violate an ethics law.
September 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Like this Administration would ever violate an ethics law.
Excuse me, my guy lives on Kamino. Though I suppose he could originally be from Brazil.
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Excuse me, my guy lives on Kamino. Though I suppose he could originally be from Brazil.
Yes. Good God, why does legacy news always ask the stupidest questions in their ledes?
Love you, NPR, but c'mon y'all.
Love you, NPR, but c'mon y'all.
August 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Yes. Good God, why does legacy news always ask the stupidest questions in their ledes?
Love you, NPR, but c'mon y'all.
Love you, NPR, but c'mon y'all.
But...but it's the most dangerous city on earth!?!?
August 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But...but it's the most dangerous city on earth!?!?
Also, it's evil and anti-American. But sure CNN, go with this.
August 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Also, it's evil and anti-American. But sure CNN, go with this.
Y'all keep writing ledes like this as if they matter.
Adorable.
Adorable.
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Y'all keep writing ledes like this as if they matter.
Adorable.
Adorable.