Miss Crisis
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comic book enjoyer and smogon community member (check out OM Mashups:)
comic book enjoyer and smogon community member (check out OM Mashups:)
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not to make it too awkward at parties but here’s something to think about:
American comic books are often embarrassed and ashamed to be themselves
American comic books are often embarrassed and ashamed to be themselves
There was a long period of time when the Gen X and Boomers in American comic books were like “how do we harness the enthusiasm for manga and steer people toward domestic comics?” and they HARD-IGNORED everyone who was like “just make the comic good”
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
not to make it too awkward at parties but here’s something to think about:
American comic books are often embarrassed and ashamed to be themselves
American comic books are often embarrassed and ashamed to be themselves
i worked at a movie theater and had to walk into the Sunday 2pm showing of Mama Mia 2 and tell two teenagers to stop sloppily making out in front of the after-church crowd
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i worked at a movie theater and had to walk into the Sunday 2pm showing of Mama Mia 2 and tell two teenagers to stop sloppily making out in front of the after-church crowd
you should be on PrEP for the same reason you should invest the last 4 EVs on a 252/252+ spread: no drawbacks and it might save your ass in a specific unlikely situation
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commentary: just take PrEP. it literally gives you a status immunity irl
1. The leftover EVs are added into Speed if the Pokemon is offensive and / or benefits from those Speed EVs by outspeeding a certain threat (or preventing speed ties against Pokemon with the same base speed). This does obviously not apply when the Pokemon already has invested EVs in Speed.
2. 4 Leftover EVs are added into Special Defense if the Pokemon has equal defenses to prevent Porygon-Z or Porygon from getting a Special Attack boost with Download. This does not apply in a metagame other than the OU / LC metagame.
3. If a Pokemon holds the item Leftovers and gains a notable Leftover number by investing 4 or 8 HP EVs, the leftover EVs are invested into HP.
4. The leftover EVs are invested into Atk or SpA if a Pokemon gains a notable difference by doing so. For example, Forretress using 4 Atk EVs to always 3HKO Giratina-O.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l5qo6ftb6zal5zc7i4wr4mhc/bafkreifjjul7fajtohat4azru7vmkwv5gheedjr3dn6nswcbzalxqtd5ua@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
you should be on PrEP for the same reason you should invest the last 4 EVs on a 252/252+ spread: no drawbacks and it might save your ass in a specific unlikely situation
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not to be harsh but some of you are unknowing puppets of evil and i detest you because i think you make the world a worse place through your actions that perpetuate suffering and misery. i am ideologically opposed to every manifestation of your will because you are a tar pit and a black hole of ill.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
not to be harsh but some of you are unknowing puppets of evil and i detest you because i think you make the world a worse place through your actions that perpetuate suffering and misery. i am ideologically opposed to every manifestation of your will because you are a tar pit and a black hole of ill.
little girl in the bathroom: Are you a boy or a girl?
me: I'm a girl, sometimes girls are tall and have deep voices
her mom: And it's ok for boys to be in the girl's bathroom too!!!
[silence as she realizes what a huge microagression that was]
her mom: Also she's so pretty obviously she's a girl!
me: I'm a girl, sometimes girls are tall and have deep voices
her mom: And it's ok for boys to be in the girl's bathroom too!!!
[silence as she realizes what a huge microagression that was]
her mom: Also she's so pretty obviously she's a girl!
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
little girl in the bathroom: Are you a boy or a girl?
me: I'm a girl, sometimes girls are tall and have deep voices
her mom: And it's ok for boys to be in the girl's bathroom too!!!
[silence as she realizes what a huge microagression that was]
her mom: Also she's so pretty obviously she's a girl!
me: I'm a girl, sometimes girls are tall and have deep voices
her mom: And it's ok for boys to be in the girl's bathroom too!!!
[silence as she realizes what a huge microagression that was]
her mom: Also she's so pretty obviously she's a girl!
my college roommate didn't go back home on Thanksgiving, i invited him to mine (local) and he politely declined because he "had something else planned". the day after, i opened the apartment and a wall of smoke wafted out. whole place was hotboxed to hell, and he was on the couch eating pork rinds👍
Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time https://theonion.com/only-college-student-staying-on-campus-planning-saddest-1819574221/
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
my college roommate didn't go back home on Thanksgiving, i invited him to mine (local) and he politely declined because he "had something else planned". the day after, i opened the apartment and a wall of smoke wafted out. whole place was hotboxed to hell, and he was on the couch eating pork rinds👍
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
commiting to the bit so hard it becomes a gender studies graduate level course
Quote this post with your best explanation of what Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is about
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
commiting to the bit so hard it becomes a gender studies graduate level course
a physics degree gets you some interesting jobs and a hell of a lot of shitty ones
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
a physics degree gets you some interesting jobs and a hell of a lot of shitty ones
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honestly I disagree with measuring spices in general, measuring is for baking, not cooking, but I said I would follow the recipe so here we are
but it looks so pitiful
but it looks so pitiful
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
honestly I disagree with measuring spices in general, measuring is for baking, not cooking, but I said I would follow the recipe so here we are
but it looks so pitiful
but it looks so pitiful
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME MOMMY UNPROMPTED
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME MOMMY UNPROMPTED
where is discord mod on this chart, i crashed out of STEM careerist
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
where is discord mod on this chart, i crashed out of STEM careerist
california nachos! (this is an image of carne asada fries but imagine this with pastor, radish, extra jalapeño and extra creamy salsa)
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
california nachos! (this is an image of carne asada fries but imagine this with pastor, radish, extra jalapeño and extra creamy salsa)
75% of the time when someone compliments my name it's followed up by "that's my dog's name too!"
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
75% of the time when someone compliments my name it's followed up by "that's my dog's name too!"
i wouldn't eat lab grown meat because meat is yucky. no other reasons. if that's what you need to go vegan, go get your meef!
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i wouldn't eat lab grown meat because meat is yucky. no other reasons. if that's what you need to go vegan, go get your meef!
starship troopers pinball my beloved ❤️❤️❤️ worked on a restoration for a while and my god was that little guy complex but i loved it so much. had a bunch of issues with the stepper motor on the live firing range as well as multiball firing and it was so fucking satisfying to fix
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
starship troopers pinball my beloved ❤️❤️❤️ worked on a restoration for a while and my god was that little guy complex but i loved it so much. had a bunch of issues with the stepper motor on the live firing range as well as multiball firing and it was so fucking satisfying to fix
i'll stop veganposting so uhh i guess it's the fact that the profit incentive is one of the most evil concepts in human history and prioritizing profit directly hinders doing anything good or helpful for anyone else. if you want to live a more fulfilling life stop caring about it
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i'll stop veganposting so uhh i guess it's the fact that the profit incentive is one of the most evil concepts in human history and prioritizing profit directly hinders doing anything good or helpful for anyone else. if you want to live a more fulfilling life stop caring about it
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no more age gaps. you should only be able to date people born on the same exact day as you
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
no more age gaps. you should only be able to date people born on the same exact day as you
i am literally the best tier leader of Pokebilities AAA in history
![Velcroc [10:55PM]
we have banned 69 pokemon
[the discord emote :letsfuckingo:]
cuban missile crisis [10:55PM]
ROOKIE NUMBERS, LET'S GET 'EM UP
Velcroc [10:57PM]
oop. wrong thread
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November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
i am literally the best tier leader of Pokebilities AAA in history
i get really sad when people i respect become defensive after i say "maybe we shouldn't have concentration camps for cows" and they start giving a passionate defense of indigenous hunting culture (not talking about that) or how they only eat free-range meat (no they don't)
literally one of the quickest ways to watch most Americans turn into rabid frothing fascist zombies is mention the word “vegan” around them.
i’m personally not even vegan, i just think it’s neat. a lot of the theory (especially from BIPOC vegan folks) is really fascinating.
i’m personally not even vegan, i just think it’s neat. a lot of the theory (especially from BIPOC vegan folks) is really fascinating.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
i get really sad when people i respect become defensive after i say "maybe we shouldn't have concentration camps for cows" and they start giving a passionate defense of indigenous hunting culture (not talking about that) or how they only eat free-range meat (no they don't)
on tuesday i was forced to use AI for work. as a vegan barista i am used to having to do some cognitive dissonance with working in a milk store but this literally felt like being forced to eat meat to keep my job
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
on tuesday i was forced to use AI for work. as a vegan barista i am used to having to do some cognitive dissonance with working in a milk store but this literally felt like being forced to eat meat to keep my job
that guy died saving the multiverse during DC's Gender Crisis storyline from 2023, i'm the version of him from the gender swap universe
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
that guy died saving the multiverse during DC's Gender Crisis storyline from 2023, i'm the version of him from the gender swap universe
ignore everything i've ever said about not believing in hierarchy, i have a fancy new title next to my name
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ignore everything i've ever said about not believing in hierarchy, i have a fancy new title next to my name