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We were honored to present the Medal of Yavin to President Trump at yesterday's inaugural Main Character Awards.
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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This is why I love Chicago so much. Their “we will fuck with you” reserves are BOTTOMLESS.
This is amazing.
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Out of curiosity, what’s the plan if folinic acid somehow doesn’t magically “cure” all the kids with autism?

Is it the same as the “what if posting the Ten Commandments in schools doesn’t instantly stop gun violence” plan?
September 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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lmao they're so mad they didn't get the muslim trans jew homosexual communist lesbian mexican sniper they wanted
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Alien: Romulus (2024)
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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No Republican should be welcome anywhere, ever again. Not in a home or a public space.
We're going to need Nuremberg trials when this is over, yes, and to send a significant number of people currently in the federal government to prison. But we're going to need an unwavering commitment to ostracizing the supporters of it, as well. Never accept them again in polite society.
“In Cell 15, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia and 20 other Salvadorans were forced to kneel from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM, with guards striking anyone who fell from exhaustion. During this time, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was denied bathroom access and soiled himself…”
July 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.

He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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good morning
June 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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[We are all Betty Boop’s Cartoon Friends.]
June 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The narrative that anti-vaxxers or QAnon weirdos will come back from the brink if we're nice enough to them isn't tenable morally and doesn't hold up empirically. Ostracizing people whose beliefs harm others is a critical aspect of a functioning marketplace of ideas.
May 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The median number of Measles deaths among children in the US for the last 50 years has been 0.

That's the benchmark. ANY more is a failure of policy. Bobby is currently a failed Secretary.

You cannot yadda-yadda the life of a child that should not die.
RFK Jr talking about the need for doctors to know how to treat measles for those who are unvaccinated.

“Only very sick kids should die from measles.”

No. They shouldn’t. That was the point of the vaccine. We eradicated the virus so children didn’t die.

Sick & disabled kids are not expendable!
May 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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People posting, “Is he dead yet?”. You’re like a teenager waiting for the person you fancy to notice you. You’ve got to make the first move! Be assertive!
May 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Had your chronicler been on his game, he'd have noted on Sunday the birthdate in 1825 of Thomas Huxley, whose famous Oxford debate with Samuel Wilberforce vindicated the theory of evolution with wit and verve:
Wilberforce: "I descend from no ape, sir."
Huxley: "Yo, I've seen your mama, fucknuts."
May 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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On this date in 1865, in a meeting marked by quiet dignity and mutual respect, Ulysses S. Grant received the surrender of Robert E. Lee at Appomattox, ending the Civil War.
"Couldn't even clean your fucking boots, huh?" Lee asked.
"The better to kick an old slaver's ass," came Grant's warm reply.
April 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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THE CHARACTER OF BALOO THE BEAR IS BASED ON THE EXTRAORDINARILY BRUTAL SERIAL KILLER CARL "THE BEAR" PANZRAM
April 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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It's always a good day to remember that literally every Confederate general was literally a traitor.
March 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Who could have guessed that a fake newscaster for a propaganda channel who has gin for breakfast and a fake hillbilly podcast shitposter would be a couple of fuckups.
March 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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This Day in Labor History: January 16, 1865. General William Tecumseh Sherman issued Special Field Order No. 15, granting coastal plantation properties from Savannah, Georgia to the St. John’s River in Florida to ex-slaves. It could have transformed Black life, but Congress overturned it!
January 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Cucked By God (2017)
December 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM