Mike 🏳️🌈
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Well you’re dirty and sweet, clad in black, don’t look back and I love you.
Bi, NB, Northern. Probably listening to music
Bi, NB, Northern. Probably listening to music
Aurora Borealis you say? Go North you say? Go where it’s dark you say? Well unfortunately, the weather up here is persistently dross. It’s dark, its’s Northern, and it’s pissing down. 😒
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Aurora Borealis you say? Go North you say? Go where it’s dark you say? Well unfortunately, the weather up here is persistently dross. It’s dark, its’s Northern, and it’s pissing down. 😒
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain." This James Baldwin quote is hitting harder than ever.
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain." This James Baldwin quote is hitting harder than ever.
This country is increasingly turning into a political toilet, but shit it’s bonny when the sun comes out.
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This country is increasingly turning into a political toilet, but shit it’s bonny when the sun comes out.
Yep!
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yep!
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Please, if good television matters to you, repost or repackage this video until everyone you follow has seen it
#televisionmatters
#televisionmatters
October 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Please, if good television matters to you, repost or repackage this video until everyone you follow has seen it
#televisionmatters
#televisionmatters
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Phoning someone is so selfish. You're basically saying, drop absolutely everything you're doing right now to talk to me.
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Phoning someone is so selfish. You're basically saying, drop absolutely everything you're doing right now to talk to me.
If you squint hard enough to make the horror go away, there’s a lot of great comedy around atm.
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you squint hard enough to make the horror go away, there’s a lot of great comedy around atm.
Having a lovely little Saturday. Pancakes and coffee for breakfast, local gallers with a beautiful dried flower installation, and lovely people over for tea! Smashing.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Having a lovely little Saturday. Pancakes and coffee for breakfast, local gallers with a beautiful dried flower installation, and lovely people over for tea! Smashing.
Test bake of cheesy garlic bread focaccia. I think that’s going to work just fine!
October 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Test bake of cheesy garlic bread focaccia. I think that’s going to work just fine!
Why are September, October and December the 9th, 10th and 12th months? They should be the 7th, 8th and 10th, surely?
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why are September, October and December the 9th, 10th and 12th months? They should be the 7th, 8th and 10th, surely?
Every now and then you find someone who rekindles your faith in society, or even just people, and it gives you back some of that hope she talks about here. What a woman.
Not me ugly crying over Jane Goodall’s last words
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Every now and then you find someone who rekindles your faith in society, or even just people, and it gives you back some of that hope she talks about here. What a woman.
Remember the good old days when scientific breakthroughs were announced by… y’ know… scientists?
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Remember the good old days when scientific breakthroughs were announced by… y’ know… scientists?
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Why did the BBC broadcast Nigel Farage uninterrupted for 56 minutes this morning?
Nobody wants this, he has 4 seats, does any other party gets this coverage?
The biased people at the BBC putting Nigel Farage on day after day need to be removed.
Nobody wants this, he has 4 seats, does any other party gets this coverage?
The biased people at the BBC putting Nigel Farage on day after day need to be removed.
September 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Why did the BBC broadcast Nigel Farage uninterrupted for 56 minutes this morning?
Nobody wants this, he has 4 seats, does any other party gets this coverage?
The biased people at the BBC putting Nigel Farage on day after day need to be removed.
Nobody wants this, he has 4 seats, does any other party gets this coverage?
The biased people at the BBC putting Nigel Farage on day after day need to be removed.
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A true original
September 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A true original
A lot of the complaints from the far right seem to boil down to “don’t lower yourselves to our level”.
It’s either that or “please don’t shine a light on our hypocrisy”.
It’s either that or “please don’t shine a light on our hypocrisy”.
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
A lot of the complaints from the far right seem to boil down to “don’t lower yourselves to our level”.
It’s either that or “please don’t shine a light on our hypocrisy”.
It’s either that or “please don’t shine a light on our hypocrisy”.
My wife “Please can I just get in the oven a sec?”
Me “I doubt it, and you probably want to let it cool down before you try”
My wife “…”
Me “I doubt it, and you probably want to let it cool down before you try”
My wife “…”
August 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My wife “Please can I just get in the oven a sec?”
Me “I doubt it, and you probably want to let it cool down before you try”
My wife “…”
Me “I doubt it, and you probably want to let it cool down before you try”
My wife “…”
Absolutely love this, and I don’t have to explain myself.
Not everything you consume on social media in 2025 needs to be dark depressing and gloomy. Reset your doomscroll mood
August 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Absolutely love this, and I don’t have to explain myself.
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Jfc. Turn off the news and go outside
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Jfc. Turn off the news and go outside
I’d rather get food poisoning and eaten alive by bed bugs
August 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’d rather get food poisoning and eaten alive by bed bugs
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He truly thinks the carbon in carbonara is carbon
It is with great sadness and regret that I report Brooklyn Beckham is posting his cooking of this and calling it carbonara
August 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
He truly thinks the carbon in carbonara is carbon
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Rupert Lowe posted that not all cultures are created equal, and it was a self-own visible from Land’s End to John o’Groats www.thepoke.com/2025/08/11/r...
August 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Rupert Lowe posted that not all cultures are created equal, and it was a self-own visible from Land’s End to John o’Groats www.thepoke.com/2025/08/11/r...