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Mike 🏳️‍🌈
@mikeyjburns.bsky.social
Well you’re dirty and sweet, clad in black, don’t look back and I love you.

Bi, NB, Northern. Probably listening to music
I think we’re all somewhere on the same spectrum, and if the world wasn’t such a fucking toilet we’d be much more at peace with wherever we land.
I know I’ll spend the rest of my life feeling like I’m probably an egg, but that I would never feel fem enough so just sort of got ‘stuck here’. ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
But she is very lovely, and very bonny, so we take the rough with the smooth and get her out in the woods when we can for her to go bananas. Ginger dickhead, but fabulous with it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yeah we have a very similar experience with our 2 year old Vizsla. She was sick on her 15 minute journey home when we first picked her up, and hasn’t got much better since. Same with the drool then with the puke. We’ve just got used to it now, boot liner and don’t feed before we go anywhere. 😒
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is Heidi Klum on here?
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is an unfortunate auto correct
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A VERY unrepresentative photo of our Seaton beach. Think you’re allowed dogs on this bit, just a shame our clown of a dog doesn’t like going in the car 😒.
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
England is bonkers (but don’t tell the Americans, we’re still dealing with Worcestershire Sauce coming up 200 years).
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was also a Seatown just East of Birmingham.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bit of a drive to walk the dog though
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There’s a Seaton down South too? Looks like you’re allowed dogs on yours though so already better than ours.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I always figured Gonzo’s character arc ended up at Cyril Sneer.
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Yeah definitely weird, but that’s just because it’s what I wore 25 years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It pleases me more than it should that someone knows the difference between sliver and slither.
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Screw you auto correct
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Why should my tax money go to dealing with the issues caused by people CHOOSING to take drugs?!” says person who doesn’t understand that their tax money goes towards dealing with the consequences of the issues of people taking drugs.
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM