I have no idea what ~50 percent of this post is about but I feel like there's a decent chance I'll remember it for the rest of my life for some reason
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I have no idea what ~50 percent of this post is about but I feel like there's a decent chance I'll remember it for the rest of my life for some reason
This MF gonna die to distract from the Epstein files isn't he
the back of Trump's hand looked gnarly again today
(Win McNamee/Getty)
(Win McNamee/Getty)
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This MF gonna die to distract from the Epstein files isn't he
this feels like allegory
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
this feels like allegory
Mamdani is going to impose shishito law, every 10th law will be extra spicy
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
Mamdani is going to implement Shisha law. Everyone gets their own pipe and the smog will smell of mango.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Mamdani is going to impose shishito law, every 10th law will be extra spicy
It's a shame Rudy Giuliani isn't alive to see this. He would have hated it
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's a shame Rudy Giuliani isn't alive to see this. He would have hated it
Suspected spam call endorses Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Suspected spam call endorses Cuomo
Who up aloofing they wives?
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Who up aloofing they wives?
Bitterfinger
Milky Wad
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Mayday
Mayday
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Bitterfinger
LDTDOINLOL: Let's do the Declaration of Independence next lol
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
LDTDOINLOL: Let's do the Declaration of Independence next lol
A sure sign that things are going good for your conservative administration is when one of your Cabinet heads is fighting with a veteran country music star on Twitter.
October 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A sure sign that things are going good for your conservative administration is when one of your Cabinet heads is fighting with a veteran country music star on Twitter.
He probably wrote and forgot about an EO banning use of the pronoun "they" on federal government computers and it just autocorrected to "you"
smart people: this is a violation of the constitution
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
Oh he can just unilaterally pass unconstitutional laws now huh ok
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He probably wrote and forgot about an EO banning use of the pronoun "they" on federal government computers and it just autocorrected to "you"
Falling asleep in the warm & downy confines of my mother goose's wing would fix me
Before you fall asleep poorly tonight, slow down to enjoy one of my cutest videos of Baby Bird Season 2025. It doesn't get much better than this 🥰 🪶
In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing.
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Falling asleep in the warm & downy confines of my mother goose's wing would fix me
September 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Thinking about signing up for the Florida National Guard so I can go visit Portland
September 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Thinking about signing up for the Florida National Guard so I can go visit Portland
My personal hell is just going to be an endless stream of Tom Brady Fox NFL commercials, Gronk USAA ads and a 1-877Kars4Kids ad thrown in every 100 years or so as a treat
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My personal hell is just going to be an endless stream of Tom Brady Fox NFL commercials, Gronk USAA ads and a 1-877Kars4Kids ad thrown in every 100 years or so as a treat
He wants to spent more time with his sacks of cash
New York City Mayor Eric Adams is expected to drop out of the mayor's race on Sunday, CBS reports
Eric Adams expected to drop out of New York City mayor's race, sources say
New York City Mayor Eric Adams is expected to drop out of the mayor's race on Sunday, sources tell CBS News New York.
www.cbsnews.com
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He wants to spent more time with his sacks of cash
How about this one?
"🥁"
-Snare Quote
"🥁"
-Snare Quote
September 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
How about this one?
"🥁"
-Snare Quote
"🥁"
-Snare Quote
This is madness. What are we doing here? Was this woman charged with something? What is the justification for use of force?
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is madness. What are we doing here? Was this woman charged with something? What is the justification for use of force?
Non of them said "immigrants rule"?
Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Non of them said "immigrants rule"?
Everybody make sure you wear clean underwear to bed tonight
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Everybody make sure you wear clean underwear to bed tonight
The word "woke" has lost absolutely any meaning. The way the right has been using it for the last few years has nothing to do with the original use of the word, and now conservatives upset about free speech are "woke"? What are we doing here?
Is "woke right" the New York Times' new euphemism for fascism?
Because it sounds like the New York Times' new euphemism for fascism.
Because it sounds like the New York Times' new euphemism for fascism.
September 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The word "woke" has lost absolutely any meaning. The way the right has been using it for the last few years has nothing to do with the original use of the word, and now conservatives upset about free speech are "woke"? What are we doing here?
I wonder if they were afraid they'd get attacked by the right if they included any Charlie Kirk quotes in the Charlie Kirk tribute infomercial
sinclair pulled its kirk tribute six minutes before it was set to air on its abc affiliates
September 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I wonder if they were afraid they'd get attacked by the right if they included any Charlie Kirk quotes in the Charlie Kirk tribute infomercial