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Mike Saenz
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Filmmaker.
Has anybody ever owned a printer that doesn't suck?
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
While I'm not big on the whole "wrath of God" stuff, Battle Hymn of the Republic is a banger. Not only is it my favorite "patriotic" song, but it's possibly the only good one. Maybe it's because it goes hard as fuck and based on "John Brown's Body," a hardcore anti-confederate anthem.
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I had a weird moment TAing class yesterday where I had to explain to a 22-year-old who Hunter S. Thompson was.
May 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I've long been a fan of Senator... [checks notes] ... Van Halen
April 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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In defense of hope.
April 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
So wait, why did we bomb an apartment building full of people in Yemen?
March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
👊🇺🇸🔥
March 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Tired: Defenestration.
Wired: Transfenestration.
March 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I wonder what my life would have been like if I'd never gone to film school.
January 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #848,859!
October 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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Ok I didn’t read the instructions but I’ve eaten like half of this and I still feel terrible, what gives
September 27, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Jesus, Apple. Jesus.
September 19, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Mock. Him. Up.
September 11, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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RFK Jr has never for been as lucid as his dad or his uncle and that includes the moments when they had bullets in their brains.
April 5, 2024 at 11:36 PM
According to my shitty Facebook feed, it's confederate history month.

Who gives a shit?
April 2, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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John Lennon: Help! I need somebody!

Anybody: I’d be happy to—

John Lennon: Not just anybody!

Anybody: Okay then.
April 1, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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absolutely everywhere you look in U.S. journalism the least competent people imaginable fail upward into positions of great influence

and it's not an accident
March 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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you’ve heard of the Elf On A Shelf, now get ready for

death
November 23, 2023 at 11:10 AM
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Sandra Day O'Goner amirite
December 1, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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remember the lady from New York who was cursed forever by ass-biting cockatoo ownership
October 2, 2023 at 1:05 PM
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“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
October 1, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM