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Mike Saenz
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Filmmaker.
Well, the press aren't meant to be his subordinates, so I hope that clears that up.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
She thought they were boys. They were "nice" and it didn't matter. Until she made it an issue. And now she's proud. What an asshole.
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"STOLLEN."
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
God.
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Based on your tastes, I think you'd love the B52s.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oh wow. Yes, this is all giving me Providence 90s flashbacks.
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It was.
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I took a friend to a theatrical screening to this about 10 years ago. She went in totally blind. When we walked out, she said, "I thought we were going to see some horror/alien movie. I didn't expect to see...THE TRUTH!!"
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Whining fucking maggots.
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What a bunch of whining fucking maggots.
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This skeet is how I got the news. Literally googled "Weird Al" fine minutes ago.
September 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's not that hard to leave a message either. I don't expect people to be instantly available, nor should anyone expect that of me.
September 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Nobody there would be smart enough to catch this.
September 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
"Wide-ranging" means "nonsensical."
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Close enough.
September 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Well, that makes one of them.
September 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The greater good.
August 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hot Fuzz is a goddamned masterpiece.
July 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Sounds like a legal "didgeridon't."
July 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Your choice of the word “delay” gives me a jolt of hope.
July 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Ploopy Knob is an open-source control dial for your PC
July 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Round Mound of Rebound!
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM