Mike
@mikebirty.bsky.social
The number one Jos Buttler fan on Blue Sky
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Mike
@mikebirty.bsky.social
· Aug 3
Here's a list of all the daily and weekly games I play that are like wordle
When I was a kid I always dreamt that I'd spend my birthdays validating acceptance criteria against user stories
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
When I was a kid I always dreamt that I'd spend my birthdays validating acceptance criteria against user stories
Stop stop he's already dead!
#UniversityChallenge
#UniversityChallenge
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Stop stop he's already dead!
#UniversityChallenge
#UniversityChallenge
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" is one of the more obscure lines from the Simpsons I use a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" is one of the more obscure lines from the Simpsons I use a lot.
Split screen is back! And this time it's about the reality show where 12 women "date Prince Harry"
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Split screen is back! And this time it's about the reality show where 12 women "date Prince Harry"
Every time someone does a banter about the Ashes, an England bowler gets a stress fracture and an up and coming Aussie batter gets a duck
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Every time someone does a banter about the Ashes, an England bowler gets a stress fracture and an up and coming Aussie batter gets a duck
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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New DG, a shoo in
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
New DG, a shoo in
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🏏🌍 Cricket x Climate x COP30! Fillongley CC to be showcased by the UK Pavilion...
🌱 This video, showcasing all their amazing efforts to make their cricket club more sustainable and nature friendly will be showing at the UK's pavilion 👍
youtu.be/K9cnmfSuUMM?...
🌱 This video, showcasing all their amazing efforts to make their cricket club more sustainable and nature friendly will be showing at the UK's pavilion 👍
youtu.be/K9cnmfSuUMM?...
Fillongley Cricket Club | Showcased at the UK Pavilion, COP30
Fillongley Cricket Club is an open entry cricket club run by volunteers in the ancient Arden Forest, North Warwickshire, England. We have two pitches and an excellent pavilion and run men's, women's…
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
🏏🌍 Cricket x Climate x COP30! Fillongley CC to be showcased by the UK Pavilion...
🌱 This video, showcasing all their amazing efforts to make their cricket club more sustainable and nature friendly will be showing at the UK's pavilion 👍
youtu.be/K9cnmfSuUMM?...
🌱 This video, showcasing all their amazing efforts to make their cricket club more sustainable and nature friendly will be showing at the UK's pavilion 👍
youtu.be/K9cnmfSuUMM?...
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My pledges as Director General:
* New channel - BBC Brooker to feature Charlie Brooker doing whatever he wants
* Cricket will be mandatory
* I will be provided with all the answers to Only Connect in advance of transmission so I can look clever
* New channel - BBC Brooker to feature Charlie Brooker doing whatever he wants
* Cricket will be mandatory
* I will be provided with all the answers to Only Connect in advance of transmission so I can look clever
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My pledges as Director General:
* New channel - BBC Brooker to feature Charlie Brooker doing whatever he wants
* Cricket will be mandatory
* I will be provided with all the answers to Only Connect in advance of transmission so I can look clever
* New channel - BBC Brooker to feature Charlie Brooker doing whatever he wants
* Cricket will be mandatory
* I will be provided with all the answers to Only Connect in advance of transmission so I can look clever
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My pledges as next DG:
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My pledges as next DG:
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
Appoint Simon Harwood you cowards
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Appoint Simon Harwood you cowards
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Imagine if Zuck resigned and the Facebook spokesperson read Zuck's statement live on Instagram, outside their San Fran HQ.
It would be proper meta.
It would be proper meta.
BBC News currently showing BBC Broadcasting House as BBC Chair says it is a sad day for the BBC as a BBC correspondent reads out resignation statements of BBC bosses
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Imagine if Zuck resigned and the Facebook spokesperson read Zuck's statement live on Instagram, outside their San Fran HQ.
It would be proper meta.
It would be proper meta.
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The subgenre deep dive for this week’s @realmsunknown.bsky.social is Villain-as-hero.
@tpneenan.bsky.social is our guest and he just watched the new Predator movie where one of the ruthless murder-monsters is Our Cool Protagonist.
Let me know your favourite villain as hero texts!
@tpneenan.bsky.social is our guest and he just watched the new Predator movie where one of the ruthless murder-monsters is Our Cool Protagonist.
Let me know your favourite villain as hero texts!
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The subgenre deep dive for this week’s @realmsunknown.bsky.social is Villain-as-hero.
@tpneenan.bsky.social is our guest and he just watched the new Predator movie where one of the ruthless murder-monsters is Our Cool Protagonist.
Let me know your favourite villain as hero texts!
@tpneenan.bsky.social is our guest and he just watched the new Predator movie where one of the ruthless murder-monsters is Our Cool Protagonist.
Let me know your favourite villain as hero texts!
Give it Big Sam till Christmas
BREAKING: BBC has confirmed Tim Davie is to step down as BBC Director General
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Give it Big Sam till Christmas
Maybe get Big Sam in to steady the ship
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Maybe get Big Sam in to steady the ship
Southgate by Christmas?
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Southgate by Christmas?
If he's not interfering with play what is he doing on the field?
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If he's not interfering with play what is he doing on the field?
Liverpool losing is very funny.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Liverpool losing is very funny.
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sam altman’s wife after sex: wow, you were… actually pretty bad
sam altman: yeah but just imagine how good i’ll be in six months if you just give me another twenty billion dollars
sam altman: yeah but just imagine how good i’ll be in six months if you just give me another twenty billion dollars
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
sam altman’s wife after sex: wow, you were… actually pretty bad
sam altman: yeah but just imagine how good i’ll be in six months if you just give me another twenty billion dollars
sam altman: yeah but just imagine how good i’ll be in six months if you just give me another twenty billion dollars
Ten minutes in and the Berlin game is already more exciting than the last two London games combined
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ten minutes in and the Berlin game is already more exciting than the last two London games combined
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15 or so years ago, I went out to narrow the angle and slide to pick up the ball in a 5 a side and as I did the idiot who was about to take the shot pulled out of the challenge. I yelled in pain and grabbed my wrist. The referee sent him to the sin bin for the challenge.
#FootyConfessions
#FootyConfessions
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
15 or so years ago, I went out to narrow the angle and slide to pick up the ball in a 5 a side and as I did the idiot who was about to take the shot pulled out of the challenge. I yelled in pain and grabbed my wrist. The referee sent him to the sin bin for the challenge.
#FootyConfessions
#FootyConfessions