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Mike
@mikebirty.bsky.social
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The number one Jos Buttler fan on Blue Sky
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Appoint Simon Harwood you cowards
Simon Harwood from w1a saying "scheduling time to solidify an optimized, efficient and minimally disruptive escalation pathway"
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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On just in case Dan is up yet
The same sign but saying five for one two three which is tube Australian or "wrong" way to announce the score
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Let's unite the country behind the best cricket score
A mamdani style sign saying one 123 for 5
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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My hat and my badges if you're wondering how interesting the first 30 minutes have gone.
A black FC United hat with four badges on as well as the club badge Two badges on the left that were created for the 1996 and 2000 Manchester Olympic bids. On the right a badge of Eric Cantona kicking the racist at Crystal Palace and a Manchester worker bee badge in the suffragete colours of green and purple
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Me flirting
Frank Skinner and Ed Balls playing their ukulele
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Eoin Morgan the Cricketer
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This meme originated from the film The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. It stems from an unnamed character, who is played by James Franco. Franco's character is standing on the gallows awaiting his execution through hanging. Franco asks a fellow prisoner, a crying man also on the gallows, if this is his first time being (being executed).
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A movie screenshot with someone in a hang man's noose saying "First time" as a question.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Sean Peyton "We need to find a better balance between run and pass"
A guy dressed as a sausage saying "we're a trying to find the guy who did this". The screenshot comes from a sketch where a sausage shaped car has been driven through a window and is obvious done by the guy in the sausage costume
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Phil Jones of Manchester United pulling a face
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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A black Toronto Blue Jays hat with the Blue Jay logo coloured in like a rainbow. I got it from Pride day in 2018
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Woo hoo! This is now legal and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

My Google music app playing 'now that's what I call Christmas' album and the song "a spaceman came travelling" by Chris De Burgh
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Putting on the scariest thing I own for Halloween.
The front of a Lancashire cricket sweater in bright green. They chose that colour because of their sponsor AO who's branding is all green. The back of the same sweater with Chapple 3 on it
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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A meme where the first picture the guy looks annoyed and dismissive. I've added the text India won. The second half of the meme the guy is happy and smiling and the text says Australia lost
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I knew I'd seen this guy before
#GrandDesigns
The smiling mask from the first purge movie. The fact is plastic with a real uncanny valley look and a giant smile with unusually white teeth
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

A screenshot from Jurassic Park where Lexi is shining a torch out of the jeep which is giving away her location to the T Rex
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Stuart Broad, James Anderson and Alastair Cook standing next to each other. They are a names and are holding black cricket bats in front of themselves to cover their cock and balls
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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We are so back
Premier league table showing Manchester United level on points with city and one point ahead of the mighty unbeatable Liverpool.
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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One 1am? Two 1ams?
But he? But you can't?
Oh my medication.
The hourly forecast for tonight's weather showing 1am twice because the clocks change
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Entire East Wing to be demolished in days
The white house being destroyed in Independence Day as an alien space laser sets it on fire
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Who robber the Louvre? Right answers only
Malory the cat burglar from the Simpsons episode Homer the Vigilante where Malory steals the world's largest cubic zirconia
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Those charger uniforms are something else.
A person dressed up head to toe as a bright yellow highlighter
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says...
Kim Jong Un in front of a microphone.
October 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Go Broncos
Me stood in the stadium watching the Broncos showing the back of my blue broncos shirt with 27 Darrent Williams
October 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Just grabbing coffee
Me in my broncos jersey that's blue with 27 on it
October 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM