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John Parker
@middaparka.bsky.social
An old and broken software developer with an interest in retro and vintage computing history and preservation.

Made @retrospecs.bsky.social amongst other things.

Ineffectually fighting the death of possibility / living the #MECFS dream. 🤔 #pwME
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You can now unlock the full version of Retrospecs for £1.99/€1.99/$1.99

In addition to the full suite of system and mode presets, the full version contains custom emulation, font and palette editors as well as additional features such as the emulation mutator.

Find out more at 8bitartwork.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Who dis?

(PICO-8 (Secret palette), Bayer 8x8 dithering.)

Created in #Retrospecs for #iOS - 8bitartwork.co.uk

#retrospecs #ios #pixelart #8bitart #8bitartwork #puppy #minischnauzer
October 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Podcasts! Projects! Games played! Cryptic allusions that something bad has happened!

The September update post is up: savestate.site/stage-clear-se...
Stage Clear: September 2025
Here — landing a day late, as usual — is the rundown of the far-too-many projects I've been cooking over…
savestate.site
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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PLEASE sign & RT this like crazy.

The right to make decisions about your own body is such a fundamental one most of us take it for granted. Trans rights really are human rights.
Okay folks! We’ve a real opportunity here. This petition is at 78,000 (ends 28 July!). With a good push, we can get it over the line.
MPs *don't need to stick to the exact petition topic*. We can brief them to discuss any & ALL issues with trans healthcare.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
1/🧵
Petition: Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services
Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover physical transition, including hormone treatment and surgery, as...
petition.parliament.uk
July 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Imagine how difficult it would be if you had two colleagues, one called Ian and one called Iain, but Iain only had one eye.
July 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Get it while it’s cheap…
The first version of Retrospecs was released in the App Store eleven years ago today.

To celebrate the anniversary, you can unlock the full version for $0.99 / £0.99 / €0.99 for the next week. 🥳

Feel free to spread the word.

8bitartwork.co.uk
June 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wrath seems a bit much, but the grapes are certainly disappointing.
June 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Hatched

(Custom per-pixel emulation using Nintendo Gameboy (Daylight) palette. 60x240, 4∶1 pixel ratio.)

Created in #Retrospecs for #iOS - 8bitartwork.co.uk
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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New release • Mass Transit Mono, Expanded Edition

The circular type inspired by public transportation systems in NY and Long Island got a new update! Originally published with one variant, the expanded edition now includes Italics, Bold, and Bold Italics.

linktr.ee/wendymurphyo...

Please enjoy!
June 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Incidentally, it’s Retrospecs 11th birthday on the 13th of June.

Based on what’s happened in previous years, I’d say it’s likely that there’ll be a special price to unlock the full version.

Total speculation, you understand. 🤔
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Embarrassing blunder in the trailer for that new 007 game. His name is actually 'James Bond'.
June 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’d just like to state for the record that I’ve never waxed Gibbous and that any statements to the contrary are false.

I will not be taking questions at this time.
June 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Probably me, but a lot of these so called “moving boxes” just leave me cold.
May 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
May 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Oh my goodness, this.

That would be my utopia. Wanna learn the attack patterns by dying against this enemy 17 times, only to discover it was a two-stage fight?

OR you could solve these environmental puzzles to make a piano fall on his head.

When I'm King Pope, that's going to be law.
What would be even better would be a secret tunnel round the boss. Then you'd have a puzzle version rather than a cowards option. And the alphas can carry on pewpew as if nothing happened.
May 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Like and subscribe.
May 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Still tired.
May 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Heads up.. Due to me running out of cash for Green Flavoured Jelly. I've panicked and put a bit of a sale on. So why not grab yourself a bargain before I go broke!😉

Penultimate+2 £47.99 / Penultimate+3 £69.99
Kung-Fu-Flash £29.99 / Fastload Cart £9.99
SD2PET £62.99 / DesTestMax £14.99
www.tfw8b.com
April 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week.

They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions.

Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.
Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.
bookshop.org
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Perfect Organism, my book about horror masterpiece Alien: Isolation, is currently 65% off on Amazon UK. That's a mere £6.99 for a hardback copy, which will never be printed again when the paperback comes out later this year. 👀
www.amazon.co.uk/Perfect-Orga...
April 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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It’s Record Store Day. I hope you all get the records you want.

If you love music you might like my designs
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/record-colle...
#RSD25
April 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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mac ! ✌️🍎

what other tech should I turn into cute robots?
#lowpoly
March 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Tentacle Pot 216 — ROSE SCHMITS
porcelain vessel with legs ca 19 cm
roseschmits.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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It's genuinely hard to keep track of how many other countries have recently reviewed trans healthcare for kids and come up with literally the polar opposite of the "Cass Review"

Australia, Canada, France, Poland and now Germany, Austria and Switzerland

www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-german...
New German, Swiss, And Austrian Guidelines Recommend Trans Youth Care, Slam Cass Review
The recommendations, released by the Association of the Scientific Medical Societies in Germany, come at a time when US politicians erroneously claim that Europe is "pulling back" on transgender care.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Yes. Vampires are into good quality flock and they are also very concerned about climate change
Do you think theres unrest among the vampire communities due to the degradation of the quality of human blood caused by microplastics?
March 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM