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Poop Machine
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Hi! Isn’t that south park picture badass?!
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December 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
catholic bluesky user wya! looking to expand my following base with some good god fearing folx! comment amen 🙏
September 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
rotating a divorced 47 year old man in my mind and listening to him complain about his bitch ex wife who wouldn't stop asking him to “visit your 12 year old daughter every once and a while”
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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i've decided that making fun of british food is now gen x coded. continue this discourse at your own peril
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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why is the knight hollow though. like that's what i don't understand. surely we have the technology to fill him with some sort of cheese filling, like a danish
September 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Wren - OC
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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This is why I enjoy the music of The National. Everyone at their shows is too depressed to have affairs.
July 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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i grew up sleeping in dog beds and on my 7th birthday my father placed a pistol in my hand and told me that one day i will know what needs to be done and never spoke to me again
June 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the us should have may 7th cadre schools but for throwing rocks off the highway interstate
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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the ten best films of the 21st century

1. The Fast and the Furious
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
3. Tokyo Drift
4. Fast and Furious
5. Fast Five
6. Fast and Furious 6
7. Furious 7
8. The Fate of the Furious
9. F9
10. The Chronicles of Riddick
June 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Seawind
June 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Using the tie down rails inside a uhaul truck for sex bondage reasons
June 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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me: ran into The Penis Smasher last night

friend: oof did he uh? (claps hands together)

me: big time
June 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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It also became incontrovertible fact, for anyone who still cared, that the lurid news media spectacle of “Baltimoreans Burning Their Whole City Down” was a lie fabricated from footage shot in a few isolated locations. Meanwhile there was a curfew instituted and Blackhawks flying low overhead
Just a reminder that during Freddie Gray uprising in Baltimore its was revealed afterward that some of the “looting” was done by the cops on the gun trace task force
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 10,1965
June 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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this is my new pride flag btw
June 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Another piece of Project 2025 hidden in the GOP House DHS 2026 funding bill.

(Section 544) that says the government can’t take action against anyone who discriminates against same-sex marriage—as long as they claim it’s based on a “sincerely held religious belief.”
June 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao
May 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
if hitler bought your favorite social media site and used it to promote his nazi ideology BUT it lost him millions of dollars and people on it are still funny ALTHOUGH most are just nazi robots BUT most public figures and your friends are on it would you still use it? Also there’s TONS of porn
May 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
personally i haven’t experienced any bullying on bluesky. most of the posts i’ve seen are made by a bunch of brain dead fucking dumbass pussy’s who i could beat up
May 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
bluesky needs it’s own 9/11 to bring us together and so we can manufacture consent to wiretap everyone’s phone’s
May 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM