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hi everyone, i’m john krasinski and this is some good news. personally, i don’t think it’s healthy to fixate on a constant stream of stories about evil senile nazi pedophiles running the government. so: who are some senile nazi pedophiles who have made a positive difference in your life
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
hi everyone, i’m john krasinski and this is some good news. personally, i don’t think it’s healthy to fixate on a constant stream of stories about evil senile nazi pedophiles running the government. so: who are some senile nazi pedophiles who have made a positive difference in your life
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Kinda strange we have living survivors right here and we’re waiting for what’s left of some files
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Kinda strange we have living survivors right here and we’re waiting for what’s left of some files
Absolutely the fuck not. I trust you idiots to securely hash a pair of phone numbers about as far as I can throw you and furthermore this lacks a guarantee that you won't be selling phone numbers or derivations thereof to third parties, so kindly fuck off
"Find friends by phone" is a common tool in social networks. We're proposing a secure scheme and requesting comments from the dev community.
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Request For Comments: A secure contact import scheme for social networks | Bluesky
This article outlines plans for a future Bluesky feature \- it doesn’t exist yet\! By sharing our ideas early, we hope to solicit feedback from the community.
docs.bsky.app
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Absolutely the fuck not. I trust you idiots to securely hash a pair of phone numbers about as far as I can throw you and furthermore this lacks a guarantee that you won't be selling phone numbers or derivations thereof to third parties, so kindly fuck off
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Did he procure victims from his job? Lots of missing people right now
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Did he procure victims from his job? Lots of missing people right now
"I'm camp Brianna Wu" (millions of beetles flow forth from my orifices as the moon crashes into the Canadian Shield, beginning biological life anew)
at long last. the search is over. the scouts can be recalled, and the dead know their sacrifice was not in vain. the monuments can be raised and the celebratory feasting begin.
we have found the single person, anywhere, who considers Brianna Wu a thought leader.
we have found the single person, anywhere, who considers Brianna Wu a thought leader.
I appreciate that sentiment, but I’m not sure that it is. It forces a grappling with a key tactic of the left which reads as manipulative to many, which is alterations to the meaning of language.
I’m a lefty, I support trans rights (camp Brianna Wu) and I have an answer to that question.
I’m a lefty, I support trans rights (camp Brianna Wu) and I have an answer to that question.
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"I'm camp Brianna Wu" (millions of beetles flow forth from my orifices as the moon crashes into the Canadian Shield, beginning biological life anew)
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at long last. the search is over. the scouts can be recalled, and the dead know their sacrifice was not in vain. the monuments can be raised and the celebratory feasting begin.
we have found the single person, anywhere, who considers Brianna Wu a thought leader.
we have found the single person, anywhere, who considers Brianna Wu a thought leader.
I appreciate that sentiment, but I’m not sure that it is. It forces a grappling with a key tactic of the left which reads as manipulative to many, which is alterations to the meaning of language.
I’m a lefty, I support trans rights (camp Brianna Wu) and I have an answer to that question.
I’m a lefty, I support trans rights (camp Brianna Wu) and I have an answer to that question.
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
at long last. the search is over. the scouts can be recalled, and the dead know their sacrifice was not in vain. the monuments can be raised and the celebratory feasting begin.
we have found the single person, anywhere, who considers Brianna Wu a thought leader.
we have found the single person, anywhere, who considers Brianna Wu a thought leader.
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someone is getting uncomfortable with the fact that she is no longer the left wing of the party
Exclusive: AOC says Chi Ossé primary challenge against Jeffries not a "good idea"
Ocasio-Cortez is one of several prominent progressives breaking with the 27-year-old DSA member.
www.axios.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
someone is getting uncomfortable with the fact that she is no longer the left wing of the party
Intuit Corporation would never gift me a platter of cold cuts on Thanksgiving I'll tell you that for free
I, for one, am going to continue to pay a 4'11" Italian man in New Brunswick to do my taxes
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Intuit Corporation would never gift me a platter of cold cuts on Thanksgiving I'll tell you that for free
I, for one, am going to continue to pay a 4'11" Italian man in New Brunswick to do my taxes
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I, for one, am going to continue to pay a 4'11" Italian man in New Brunswick to do my taxes
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I don't think anything radicalized me as much as realizing taxes are purposefully kept difficult so that one company can make a profit on software
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don't think anything radicalized me as much as realizing taxes are purposefully kept difficult so that one company can make a profit on software
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Update: Speaker Johnson says he has "national security" concerns about releasing the Epstein files
Congress' Epstein Files vote tomorrow will be undermined by "national security" www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
“National Security” Blocks Epstein Files Release
The one word preventing transparency
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Update: Speaker Johnson says he has "national security" concerns about releasing the Epstein files
this might be Bluesky's most powerful shitpost ever
Saudi Arabia is the only democracy in the Middle East and our relationship with them is based on shared values.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this might be Bluesky's most powerful shitpost ever
btw the only reason this hasn't imploded already is specifically because everyone responsible is holding everyone else's stock
you ever wonder what the real result of all those stock buybacks is? you're seeing it today
it's important to keep in mind that this literally isn't real money
you ever wonder what the real result of all those stock buybacks is? you're seeing it today
it's important to keep in mind that this literally isn't real money
probably not a good sign of economic health when a 2% drop in a single company threatens total market contagion, but hey what do I know
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
btw the only reason this hasn't imploded already is specifically because everyone responsible is holding everyone else's stock
you ever wonder what the real result of all those stock buybacks is? you're seeing it today
it's important to keep in mind that this literally isn't real money
you ever wonder what the real result of all those stock buybacks is? you're seeing it today
it's important to keep in mind that this literally isn't real money
probably not a good sign of economic health when a 2% drop in a single company threatens total market contagion, but hey what do I know
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
probably not a good sign of economic health when a 2% drop in a single company threatens total market contagion, but hey what do I know
it begins
What S&P 500 doing
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
it begins
pod people across the country waking up from their stupor and discovering that Nvidia's market cap is 400 trillion dollars
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
pod people across the country waking up from their stupor and discovering that Nvidia's market cap is 400 trillion dollars
Remember kids: once you become a well-paid political media personality, you don't have to get your young ladder-climbing mistresses Kmart gift cards like the proles. They deserve only the best
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Remember kids: once you become a well-paid political media personality, you don't have to get your young ladder-climbing mistresses Kmart gift cards like the proles. They deserve only the best
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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"feeling bad? 😌 well well, don't mind if i doooo,
biiiiiiiiiirds flyin hiiiiiighhh"
biiiiiiiiiirds flyin hiiiiiighhh"
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"feeling bad? 😌 well well, don't mind if i doooo,
biiiiiiiiiirds flyin hiiiiiighhh"
biiiiiiiiiirds flyin hiiiiiighhh"
who the fuck is Olivia Nuzzi and why does anyone care how many senators she has fucked. are you people listening to yourselves
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
who the fuck is Olivia Nuzzi and why does anyone care how many senators she has fucked. are you people listening to yourselves
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Congress' Epstein Files vote tomorrow will be undermined by "national security" www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
“National Security” Blocks Epstein Files Release
The one word preventing transparency
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Congress' Epstein Files vote tomorrow will be undermined by "national security" www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
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every day the achewood universe bleeds more into ours
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
every day the achewood universe bleeds more into ours
Hey, this is dope. Unfortunately anyone willing to work with these assholes and is capable of being hired by them is probably going to be a big schmear of additional shit on yet another turd sandwich in the social media ecosystem, so good luck to any moron that decides to apply
Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hey, this is dope. Unfortunately anyone willing to work with these assholes and is capable of being hired by them is probably going to be a big schmear of additional shit on yet another turd sandwich in the social media ecosystem, so good luck to any moron that decides to apply
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The last toast by the legend herself:
I leave it up to you to go to lindken.com and look up Jennell Jacques, now look at her job description, goddess of technology… and fuck cancer, fuck it in the ass
- Becky
I leave it up to you to go to lindken.com and look up Jennell Jacques, now look at her job description, goddess of technology… and fuck cancer, fuck it in the ass
- Becky
lindken.com
lindken.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The last toast by the legend herself:
I leave it up to you to go to lindken.com and look up Jennell Jacques, now look at her job description, goddess of technology… and fuck cancer, fuck it in the ass
- Becky
I leave it up to you to go to lindken.com and look up Jennell Jacques, now look at her job description, goddess of technology… and fuck cancer, fuck it in the ass
- Becky