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Canon is a suggestion. Live. Be free.
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I feel like there is this recurring thing in internet responses to fiction where anything non-utopian in the worldbuilding is treated as a flaw in the writing rather than the society.
It goes all the way back to “why don’t the characters liberate the droids” which is just as effectively answered with “well why WOULD the characters liberate the droids?”

Not all storytelling is like…utopian humanist worldbuilding.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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AI evangelists are archetypal "Ideas Guys". The ones who are convinced they've come up with the best movie/comic/game concept ever, but just need actual talented people to make it for them. The inevitable lack of interest from creatives is, in their mind, the reason they've never succeeded.
The level of hatred these AI bros have for creative people I just do not understand
May 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I am once again putting this on your timeline and strongly encourage you to do the same
May 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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AND ANOTHER THING, mythology around the world in all cultures assumes the listener of the tale will accept the premise. once upon a time, there was no sun and no moon. or there was a great big egg in the sky. or there were ten suns, all scorching. let myth and wonder thrive in spec fic, i beg you.
what is the COMPULSION, because that's what it feels like, a compulsion, to make rational and scientific and measurable each part of an imagined world or magical practice? i mean, i have a good idea why; I think it's Western colonial indoctrination. it's control over an uncontrollable world. 4/
May 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
god my burning hatred for video games continues unabated
February 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Susanne Sundfør kind of season.
youtu.be/A-uRyOu4YV4?...
Susanne Sundfør - Undercover (Live)
YouTube video by Susanne Sundfør
youtu.be
December 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Argggg I fucking hate xmas
December 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Years of JRPGs have prepared me for this.
There is nothing more metal than trans rights
December 16, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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And, conversely, sex scenes are not required if you, as the artist, don't want one. Eating scenes, landscape descriptions, anything at all--none of it is required, all of it is necessary to the extent you, as the artist, feel it belongs. For any reason at all.
there is no point in arguing if sex scenes are "necessary for the plot" or not-- writing, including whole scenes and chapters, can exist for purely aesthetic reasons. sex scenes very much included.
December 12, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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I don't *want* a "town square" or a "debating forum" or "to hear all voices". I just want somewhere where I can talk with my friends about Doctor Who or the Beach Boys or whatever, easily avoid horrible people I don't want to talk to, and know that my friends are safe.
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The only correct take about Disney/Marvel.
I don't even understand why Disney Marvel are bothering anymore with these bloated movies that no one likes, just give us the content we actually want!

More gay witches!!
December 10, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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In the Corporation Rim, everything has to be owned by someone.
December 7, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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one thing I wish was formally discussed more when teaching people about lit, or even just poetry specifically, is that the piece is not responsible for what you bring to the piece, and if you're always hauling around this idea of what writing "should do" then yeah, you're gonna hate a lot of stuff
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about my most liked post so far being a unhinged horny impulse response to a video game dev for a video game I've only seen my friends play.

#idontgohere
December 6, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Canon is a suggestion. Live. Be free.
December 5, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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chad ka applegate: "there are no happy endings in war"
incel JK Rowl*ng: "uhhh and then harry became a cop"
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Swapping keepsakes to show love and commitment: Old. Tired. Passé.
Swapping ORGANS to show love and commitment: newest hotness
December 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
@lizagnanoodles.bsky.social Reminds me of you
December 4, 2024 at 9:12 PM
okay only 17% for outsmart
a pixel art of a baboon and a lion cub from the lion king
Alt: Gif of the baboon from the Lion King yeeting Simba off Pride Rock
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This works out to 134 days...

open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
My minutes listened in 2024 - Get yours
2024 Wrapped
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:20 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
If you see this, post your Viera.

I'm too busy playing Fantasy Persona currently and haven't played ffxiv in a couple weeks.
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Viper Dragon Age looks like a Thedosian Orville Peck. You can't tell me I'm wrong.
November 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Haha why does Murderbot always just read my mind
There’s unrealistic that takes you away from reality and unrealistic that reminds you that everybody’s afraid of you.
November 16, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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sex is cool
November 9, 2024 at 11:02 PM