cheese all over your hands
@messysandwich.bsky.social
gerbil || he/him
"unhinged"
extremely bad at social media
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
"unhinged"
extremely bad at social media
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Best place to put dumb shit your lead will never notice because they trust you to their detriment.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Best place to put dumb shit your lead will never notice because they trust you to their detriment.
Lmaoooooo
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lmaoooooo
Where do you find all this discourse? Am I missing the tguy newsletter
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Where do you find all this discourse? Am I missing the tguy newsletter
"One of those is a lesbian." I snorted.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"One of those is a lesbian." I snorted.
Why are you so funny
September 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why are you so funny
Gosh if only you had a book club
July 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Gosh if only you had a book club
Where's the one that just says "slut"
July 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Where's the one that just says "slut"
hahahahhaha fuck me
July 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
hahahahhaha fuck me
I found my SINGLE SET of dice!
July 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I found my SINGLE SET of dice!
Best tags bud
June 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Best tags bud
Oyyyy finally
April 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oyyyy finally
You can't make me!
Well, I mean, you can make me, but I'm going to get horny about it.
Well, I mean, you can make me, but I'm going to get horny about it.
December 26, 2024 at 6:40 PM
You can't make me!
Well, I mean, you can make me, but I'm going to get horny about it.
Well, I mean, you can make me, but I'm going to get horny about it.
Phrasing, Cass. It looks like you're this person.
December 26, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Phrasing, Cass. It looks like you're this person.
Imagine publicly talking about your wank material like this.
December 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Imagine publicly talking about your wank material like this.
Reposted by cheese all over your hands
I don't *want* a "town square" or a "debating forum" or "to hear all voices". I just want somewhere where I can talk with my friends about Doctor Who or the Beach Boys or whatever, easily avoid horrible people I don't want to talk to, and know that my friends are safe.
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I don't *want* a "town square" or a "debating forum" or "to hear all voices". I just want somewhere where I can talk with my friends about Doctor Who or the Beach Boys or whatever, easily avoid horrible people I don't want to talk to, and know that my friends are safe.
Who-bris? No you-bris
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Who-bris? No you-bris