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another gay guy who loves movies and music… groundbreaking
gonna give up hiding the fact that I want to get pounded and filled up every day of my dumb gay life for lent
February 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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people on reddit keep posting them getting into arguments with chatgpt 5.2 about chatgpt 4o and it just keeps telling them they're unstable and to get a therapist
February 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
you can “men used to go to war” me all you want. I would have still dodged that shit by being a loudly mentally ill homosexual
February 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
one bad thing about needing to remake is I can’t reply guy to all my hot moots immediately while I wait for them to refollow :(
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
torts professor was witnessed jaywalking… explains a lot of his exam hypotheticals
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
well that was a whole ass process, but I do feel better now
February 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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when i see a hot guy i do not act like it’s the first hot guy i’ve ever seen. i act like it’s the last hot guy i’ll ever see. big difference
January 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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??????????? bro are they naked or not
Amateur Girls Get Naked! 49 Girls in Hot Non-nude Erotica
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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the only good use of the internet is gay sex, everything else has been a mistake
September 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Cars create the illusion that we all operate alone. The world zips by while we sit in solitude. We don’t pass other people—we pass other cars. The car dehumanizes our neighbors and friends. The incentive to speed doubled by mechanical ease, anything that slows us down causes rage.
Not to mention, sprawl creates fascists. Who’s more likely to be aggrieved and vengeful? The guy who walks to the store and has a drink at the bar and chats with people, or the guy who sits in traffic all day and views other people as obstacles in his way?
One thing I've not seen mentioned in redistricting discourse is the fact that California has built so little housing over the last two decades, we're on track to lose ~ 4 seats in the house anyway.

People really don't appreciate how deeply NIMBYs have fucked the United States.
August 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
March 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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pits armpits hairy bara tiddies big hairy men bears cubs armpits huge men fat bears sweaty big muscle men big honking man boobs oiled up men frotting armpits
Also just a heads up when you make a post using words like that BlueSky will think you’re into that and pump more of it onto you discover feed. :3
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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another example of why everyone should’ve spent their formative years on tumblr as their first social media app
people on twitter would rather die in the nazi cesspool than be around millennials
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM