🦇 Mel 🦇
@melbailey.bsky.social
Reads too much. Watches too much TV. Cookbook collector. Indoors Enthusiast. Paranormal Believer. From Aotearoa. General All Round Weirdo. She/Her.
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I absolutely do not have my shit together.
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I absolutely do not have my shit together.
Pinned
Hey! Down in front!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hey! Down in front!!
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TikTok is a delight sometimes!
(🔊 sound on🔊)
(🔊 sound on🔊)
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
TikTok is a delight sometimes!
(🔊 sound on🔊)
(🔊 sound on🔊)
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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
Meanwhile Dylan sleep talking:
1) "walking on the moon? ... Christopher Walken on the moon"
2) after sitting straight up and look towards the patterned wallpaper "you can't see them because of the patterns"
Me: "can't see what?"
Him: "the spiders"
And then he lay back down
1) "walking on the moon? ... Christopher Walken on the moon"
2) after sitting straight up and look towards the patterned wallpaper "you can't see them because of the patterns"
Me: "can't see what?"
Him: "the spiders"
And then he lay back down
one of my least favorite tropes in all romance plot lines is someone overhearing information crucial to their prospective relationship bc the other person is sleep talking
it’s goofy and unromantic and just plain lazy.
it’s goofy and unromantic and just plain lazy.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Meanwhile Dylan sleep talking:
1) "walking on the moon? ... Christopher Walken on the moon"
2) after sitting straight up and look towards the patterned wallpaper "you can't see them because of the patterns"
Me: "can't see what?"
Him: "the spiders"
And then he lay back down
1) "walking on the moon? ... Christopher Walken on the moon"
2) after sitting straight up and look towards the patterned wallpaper "you can't see them because of the patterns"
Me: "can't see what?"
Him: "the spiders"
And then he lay back down
Tonight's dinner is "not nachos" and roasted stuffed mini peppers.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tonight's dinner is "not nachos" and roasted stuffed mini peppers.
Sometimes you're reading a book and then you're like: well that's not realistic at all.
Who would watch Temple of Doom twice??? Why would you not watch Raiders of the Lost Ark??????????
Who would watch Temple of Doom twice??? Why would you not watch Raiders of the Lost Ark??????????
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sometimes you're reading a book and then you're like: well that's not realistic at all.
Who would watch Temple of Doom twice??? Why would you not watch Raiders of the Lost Ark??????????
Who would watch Temple of Doom twice??? Why would you not watch Raiders of the Lost Ark??????????
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My family’s daily mantra:
We will use as many glasses, cups, mugs and bottles as humanly possible all day long.
We will use as many glasses, cups, mugs and bottles as humanly possible all day long.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My family’s daily mantra:
We will use as many glasses, cups, mugs and bottles as humanly possible all day long.
We will use as many glasses, cups, mugs and bottles as humanly possible all day long.
Went to the Indian supermarket and definitely only bought the one thing we went in for DON'T LOOK IN THE BAG
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Went to the Indian supermarket and definitely only bought the one thing we went in for DON'T LOOK IN THE BAG
I just showed the 14yo McDonald's Fry Guys and he was just like "what"
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I just showed the 14yo McDonald's Fry Guys and he was just like "what"
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/
We have seen this one before but I do love it
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We have seen this one before but I do love it
My husband doesn't love me any more*
*hasn't made me a cup of tea this evening
*hasn't made me a cup of tea this evening
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
My husband doesn't love me any more*
*hasn't made me a cup of tea this evening
*hasn't made me a cup of tea this evening
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THAT CRUMPLED MCDONALD'S BAG CAME WITH THE CAR!
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
THAT CRUMPLED MCDONALD'S BAG CAME WITH THE CAR!
I dream of owning one of these.
New pots online now! Now with free UK shipping and a special holiday sale for you bluesky lot! 15% off with code BLUESKY15 😉 lasts til new years
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I dream of owning one of these.
Had a dream that we were house hunting and one place was really cheap because it had a massive hole in the backyard that went down to hell.
I didn't want to take it because I was worried the cat would fall in 😂😂😂
I didn't want to take it because I was worried the cat would fall in 😂😂😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Had a dream that we were house hunting and one place was really cheap because it had a massive hole in the backyard that went down to hell.
I didn't want to take it because I was worried the cat would fall in 😂😂😂
I didn't want to take it because I was worried the cat would fall in 😂😂😂
Sure, yup, it was definitely the "kissing excessively" that was the issue.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sure, yup, it was definitely the "kissing excessively" that was the issue.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
This year instead of advent calendars I'm going to buy a heap of mini chocolate bars and put them in a box and the youths can just pick one out each day.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This year instead of advent calendars I'm going to buy a heap of mini chocolate bars and put them in a box and the youths can just pick one out each day.
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If you’re a mean person, you don’t deserve to eat food that tastes good.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you’re a mean person, you don’t deserve to eat food that tastes good.
I know that it's only 4.15 but I also feel, deep in my bones, that it's bedtime.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I know that it's only 4.15 but I also feel, deep in my bones, that it's bedtime.
T-shirt of the day (and if you know me you know I love clowns, the creepier the better)
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
T-shirt of the day (and if you know me you know I love clowns, the creepier the better)
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It's about time someone took care of me properly
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's about time someone took care of me properly
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it's the unloading sequence that has me yelling Take My Money!
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
it's the unloading sequence that has me yelling Take My Money!
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/