Jashan
@megapopejashan.bsky.social
People's Commissar for Bluesky / Any pronouns
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I have such nostalgia on Bluesky—my notifications are like a time capsule from ~2018 Centrist Twitter, but also they’ve all had lobotomies and they’re on amphetamines and have rabies
October 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I have such nostalgia on Bluesky—my notifications are like a time capsule from ~2018 Centrist Twitter, but also they’ve all had lobotomies and they’re on amphetamines and have rabies
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Pretty sure I got havana syndrome… yeah, havan another mental breakdown
November 9, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Pretty sure I got havana syndrome… yeah, havan another mental breakdown
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Anyone else got a screwdriver they use for fighting off the gnomes that come out of these little doors
November 9, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Anyone else got a screwdriver they use for fighting off the gnomes that come out of these little doors
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I’m watching a children’s taekwondo tournament and they’re on sparring rn. I can tell you this: I would dominate all of these children. I would AA them and rock their domes with crazy strong unstoppable pu ches.
November 9, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I’m watching a children’s taekwondo tournament and they’re on sparring rn. I can tell you this: I would dominate all of these children. I would AA them and rock their domes with crazy strong unstoppable pu ches.
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Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
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*guy who proved himself incapable of preventing us from getting into this situation voice*
"Okay, here's the gameplan for getting us out of this situation."
"Okay, here's the gameplan for getting us out of this situation."
November 9, 2024 at 5:50 PM
*guy who proved himself incapable of preventing us from getting into this situation voice*
"Okay, here's the gameplan for getting us out of this situation."
"Okay, here's the gameplan for getting us out of this situation."
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Very powerful massage
November 10, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Very powerful massage
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oh nice they have both
April 6, 2024 at 1:09 PM
oh nice they have both
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TIL Senator ed markey is poly and putting himself out there
I want to find my friends and partners. Please reply so I can follow you.
November 11, 2024 at 2:47 AM
TIL Senator ed markey is poly and putting himself out there
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coining the phrase “bisexual privilege” & then when it doesn’t make me feel anything, poisoning myself
November 5, 2024 at 8:05 AM
coining the phrase “bisexual privilege” & then when it doesn’t make me feel anything, poisoning myself
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AHOY YE MATIES:
You Best rememberrrrr the firrrst rrrrule of the Pirates Code: Ur Not Allowed To Kill Yourself In Novemberrrrrr!!!
You wouldn’t betray the Pirates Code, would ye lad?
You Best rememberrrrr the firrrst rrrrule of the Pirates Code: Ur Not Allowed To Kill Yourself In Novemberrrrrr!!!
You wouldn’t betray the Pirates Code, would ye lad?
November 5, 2024 at 8:36 AM
AHOY YE MATIES:
You Best rememberrrrr the firrrst rrrrule of the Pirates Code: Ur Not Allowed To Kill Yourself In Novemberrrrrr!!!
You wouldn’t betray the Pirates Code, would ye lad?
You Best rememberrrrr the firrrst rrrrule of the Pirates Code: Ur Not Allowed To Kill Yourself In Novemberrrrrr!!!
You wouldn’t betray the Pirates Code, would ye lad?
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Only 3 left!!!
October 2, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Only 3 left!!!
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cartel of potty mouthed core gamers successfully block saudi arabias illegal purchase of "the rizzler" to be used as some sort of zoo animal
October 31, 2024 at 9:04 AM
cartel of potty mouthed core gamers successfully block saudi arabias illegal purchase of "the rizzler" to be used as some sort of zoo animal
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Dozens of demonstrators turned out at pro-Palestine protests across the country yesterday
October 22, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Dozens of demonstrators turned out at pro-Palestine protests across the country yesterday
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saying “interesting choice in this political climate” to every costume I see
October 31, 2024 at 2:02 PM
saying “interesting choice in this political climate” to every costume I see
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just saw a guy walking down the street with shoes on both of his feet. everybody else is hopping around on one foot to save money and he was just like yeah, give me this one and throw another one in the box too. ring it up. what a flex
October 31, 2024 at 2:44 PM
just saw a guy walking down the street with shoes on both of his feet. everybody else is hopping around on one foot to save money and he was just like yeah, give me this one and throw another one in the box too. ring it up. what a flex
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forcebutchification where i transfer all your keys to a carabiner while you sleep
October 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM
forcebutchification where i transfer all your keys to a carabiner while you sleep
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team rocket when they blast off again
October 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
team rocket when they blast off again
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it makes me smile when things i see on the computer are similar to things i see on tv shows
October 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM
it makes me smile when things i see on the computer are similar to things i see on tv shows