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queer/nb furry trash | they/he | 22 pushing 50 | i used to do things
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middi @mdtx.cc · Aug 11
woke up in time for breakfast menu
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I just realized dude's one qualification for Secretary of Transportation to Trump was that he was on "Road Rules." It's like Trump cast a sitcom about fascism.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The 360 modding scene literally has barely any homebrew that isn't mod menus and is filled with people going "is my soldering good" and posting this
October 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
guys please stop fucking fighting 😢😢😢
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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all the people that made bluesky accounts and then kept exclusively using twitter all crawling back now that its down
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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room for rent perfect for kids birthday parties £990.99 per hour
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
tell me your age using internet ads. i'll go first.
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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menthols are proof that lungs have tastebuds
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Related: People I know IRL who know what I do for a living often ask what they need to know about online safety for their about-to-be-teenagers, and there's a lot of answers, but the thing I always emphasize most is: under no circumstances should you ever threaten to take access away from them.
And a lot of you post the photos but put an emoji sticker over the kid's face or whatever: that is really, really, really not sufficient to prevent people from doing things with them you do not want to know about. Do not post photos of your kids online, period.
I am one of those people who is *really, really good* at identifying exactly where and when a photo was taken from basic context clues (a skill I developed for human rights research and journalism purposes).

Trust me on this, don’t post photos of your kids on the public internet.
January 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Even Varidya has Hopium
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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no she didn't. that isn't true
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Airstrikes don’t “test” a ceasefire. They break a ceasefire. Language isn’t that hard, media. Neither is professionalism and bravery.
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
cause: Tyler McVicker is datamining Valve IPs and finding information that implies work being done on a new Half-Life game. Valve also announced a bunch of new hardware.

effect: every white guy with a gaming channel has turned into a Half-Life 3 TTS crackpot
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM