Maxwell Drain
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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
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April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
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The penguins have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The penguins have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
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America is now a cybertruck barreling down the freeway at 100mph on self driving mode.
It just caught on fire and we’re stuck inside
It just caught on fire and we’re stuck inside
April 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
America is now a cybertruck barreling down the freeway at 100mph on self driving mode.
It just caught on fire and we’re stuck inside
It just caught on fire and we’re stuck inside
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No one ever started a trade war with penguins. Historic
April 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
No one ever started a trade war with penguins. Historic
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For saying “fuck you” to Nazis, I hereby name Wisconsin the Greenland of the Midwest
April 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
For saying “fuck you” to Nazis, I hereby name Wisconsin the Greenland of the Midwest
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Adulting is hard... here's a baby goat 🖤
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Adulting is hard... here's a baby goat 🖤
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This is how it happens.
March 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This is how it happens.
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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
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December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
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theonion.com/more-parents...
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Welcome to our Crib
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Welcome to our Crib
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
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Holy shit you guys, people over here know the difference between “to” and “too” and “your” and “you’re.”
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Holy shit you guys, people over here know the difference between “to” and “too” and “your” and “you’re.”
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
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Thank god we killed bin Laden. At this point, it feels like Trump might appoint him to lead the national counterterrorism center if not.
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Thank god we killed bin Laden. At this point, it feels like Trump might appoint him to lead the national counterterrorism center if not.