Mark C
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Mark C
@mcon.bsky.social
Gay sk8 dad, Walthamstow, London (also in Shropshire & Armagh sometimes)

Interests: films, SFF, vicarious travel, cooking, disability and SEND
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
She smiles and says I will always love you
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Overheard outside our house tonight: "Oh look, it's Michael Myers off Temu"
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Post someone who looks good in glasses
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Costessey or Wymondham (towns in in Norfolk pronounced Cossey and Windam)
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
September 30 vs October 1
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Your last saved celebrity photos your therapist...

Every session he says, "chill, dude" and I do
August 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hey Dugee!
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.

What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Feel free to leave whenever you want

#mildhorror
Slightly Raise Your Voice

#MildHorror
I'm Politely Interested in What you Did Last Summer

#MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What's the most perfectly cast role in cinema history...
July 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The German arthouse film Kaspar Hauser, for some reason
Name something you remember watching in this!
July 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me when I realise the child has found a youtube minecraft channel with even more annoying voices than Mikey and JJ
July 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Saw a humongous dragonfly in the park
July 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Lewis Capaldi: "This is my worst nightmare"
8 Yr old reviews of Glastonbury:

Alanis Morrisette: "That girl is crazy"
June 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
8 Yr old reviews of Glastonbury:

Alanis Morrisette: "That girl is crazy"
June 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If you see this, post a picture from your device without any explanation
June 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just been proscribed a terrorist for rolling my eyes when Keir Starmer said "holibobs"
Just been proscribed as a terrorist for saying Keir Starmer claps when the plane lands.
Just been proscribed as a terrorist for saying Keir Starmer is chat GPT in a meat suit.
June 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Dara O Briain once asked me if I was lost, so I told him I was not lost and thanked him for his concern.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What's up babe. You've barely touched your chicken broast
June 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Five black and white movies:

Persona
Les Diaboliques
Metropolis
Throne of Blood
The Big Heat
Five black and white movies

My Night at Maud’s
My Winnipeg
Vivre Sa Vie
High and Low
Woman in the Dunes
May 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Change a letter ruin a band

Red Hot Chilli Poppers
Change a letter ruin a band

Public Enema
Change a letter ruin a band

Guns 'N Ropes 😬
May 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
As a child I used to think "molten lava" was "malt and lava" and that malted drinks, baked goods etc somehow included rocks in their ingredients
“Bizarre things you firmly believed when a kid” is one of my favorite genres and I firmly believe we all have excellent examples if we can remember them
May 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Watching Xanadu on mushrooms
May 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Keep Paddington away from me
this royalty shit is stupid
May 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Pope Magnum the Fourth
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

Which makes me Pope Muffin the Fifth.
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

Pope Dirty Rice the III ???

ok then
May 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM