e.g. Thanksgiving
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e.g. Thanksgiving
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Let your doubters be your routers on the Wi-Fi network of success
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Minnesota Lynx will pick second in the WNBA Draft, Dallas gets the first pick again
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Julius Randle might be All-NBA this year but he still can't be trusted to double in high-leverage situations!
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Sports are a terrible hobby, I cannot recommend against it enough.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Why isn't this free throws?
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
As I've always said, Rudy's got great hands!
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
NUCLEAR ANT
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Dillon Brooks helping get Ant motivated here; love to see it
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I think his commitment to constantly getting owned is almost admirable
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Rudy's ass absolutely nailed to the bench right now. Not ideal that he seemingly cannot play against even halfway decent teams
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I like Ant guarding Dillon Brooks. Can't sleepwalk through the game with the league's most annoying player lining up opposite
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I did not think that the "Wolves can't hang with teams that have a winning record" thing would extend to the frigging SUNS
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I see the Wolves are playing on a giant cheetoh tonight
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Charles Barkley was the Round Mound of Rebound despite being more like the Two Oblate Spheroids of Rebound (feat. arms, legs, and neck).
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is so sick
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 6-4
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Man, maybe Ant should take some more time off?
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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April 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
OK guys, if we can just beat one (1) team that doesn't suck total ass I might really start believing in this team
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ah, those classic colors we ALL associate with our nation's capital: black and gold???
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Estimated Plus/Minus and Net Rating numbers for the Wolves through 14 games. Of note:

1. Jaylen Clark new leader in net rating.
2. Randle has passed Rudy Gobert in EPM for the first time in his Wolves' tenure.
3. McDaniels is shooting 52.1% on 3's, essentially the league leader for rotation guys.
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dilly apologists holding on by our fingernails out here
Estimated Plus/Minus and Net Rating numbers for the Wolves through 14 games. Of note:

1. Jaylen Clark new leader in net rating.
2. Randle has passed Rudy Gobert in EPM for the first time in his Wolves' tenure.
3. McDaniels is shooting 52.1% on 3's, essentially the league leader for rotation guys.
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM