AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
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Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
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AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
· Mar 22
if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way
The thing that makes pick up basketball the greatest sport ever is that literally every single game ends with a walk off game winner.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The thing that makes pick up basketball the greatest sport ever is that literally every single game ends with a walk off game winner.
When is the last time you bought a cheap mini van that was half Dodge Caravan and half Plymouth Voyager and drove it to the Arctic Circle because it’s been a while for me too.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When is the last time you bought a cheap mini van that was half Dodge Caravan and half Plymouth Voyager and drove it to the Arctic Circle because it’s been a while for me too.
I played basketball and it rocked.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I played basketball and it rocked.
People who hover in your blind spot on an open stretch of interstate have the same energy as people who log into work Teams meetings 10 minutes early.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
People who hover in your blind spot on an open stretch of interstate have the same energy as people who log into work Teams meetings 10 minutes early.
When I checked into this hotel room it was super cold so I turned on the heat at left and I just returned and it’s at least 100 degrees in here. I really wish I was exaggerating.
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When I checked into this hotel room it was super cold so I turned on the heat at left and I just returned and it’s at least 100 degrees in here. I really wish I was exaggerating.
Go Packers for my own physical safety.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Go Packers for my own physical safety.
This is a Great Lake.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is a Great Lake.
Today I am driving along Lake Michigan between Milwaukee and Green Bay and I’m wondering if there are any good songs about famous Great Lakes shipwrecks I could be listening to.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Today I am driving along Lake Michigan between Milwaukee and Green Bay and I’m wondering if there are any good songs about famous Great Lakes shipwrecks I could be listening to.
I’ve really been struggling with wordle lately which hopefully isn’t indicative of a broader cognitive decline.
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’ve really been struggling with wordle lately which hopefully isn’t indicative of a broader cognitive decline.
I had the weirdest dream that the loons went down 0-2, took a silly red card in the first half, managed to somehow take the lead only to allow a late equalizer, then started missing PKs like crazy and somehow still won.
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I had the weirdest dream that the loons went down 0-2, took a silly red card in the first half, managed to somehow take the lead only to allow a late equalizer, then started missing PKs like crazy and somehow still won.
Milwaukee is incredibly underrated.
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Milwaukee is incredibly underrated.
Loons trying to match the Vikings 0-42 against the Giants energy but I’m worried that set piece goal is going to keep them from getting there.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Loons trying to match the Vikings 0-42 against the Giants energy but I’m worried that set piece goal is going to keep them from getting there.
Once again
What
The
Fuck
?
The
Fuck
?
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Once again
Best thing to happen to the city of Bloomington since the Mall of America.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Best thing to happen to the city of Bloomington since the Mall of America.
Come buy art from @toadsongs.bsky.social and other great artists at 60 artists on 50th at Burroughs school in Minneapolis. #LocalArt #ColorPencil #ToadsRule #ToadArt #WifeBrag #TooManyHashtags
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Come buy art from @toadsongs.bsky.social and other great artists at 60 artists on 50th at Burroughs school in Minneapolis. #LocalArt #ColorPencil #ToadsRule #ToadArt #WifeBrag #TooManyHashtags
The only way we are going to save the economy now is if we all buy each other a new car for christmas which is a totally normal thing to do.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The only way we are going to save the economy now is if we all buy each other a new car for christmas which is a totally normal thing to do.
Here is the ranking of how much I care about things:
1) Every single other thing in the world in some order depending on a variety of factors including mood.
2) The NBA Cup.
1) Every single other thing in the world in some order depending on a variety of factors including mood.
2) The NBA Cup.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Here is the ranking of how much I care about things:
1) Every single other thing in the world in some order depending on a variety of factors including mood.
2) The NBA Cup.
1) Every single other thing in the world in some order depending on a variety of factors including mood.
2) The NBA Cup.
Nights ranked:
1. Warm
2. Cool
3. Hot
4. Cold
Note: rainy, stormy, and snowy intentionally left out of the ranking as they often depend on other factors such as the above and personal plans.
1. Warm
2. Cool
3. Hot
4. Cold
Note: rainy, stormy, and snowy intentionally left out of the ranking as they often depend on other factors such as the above and personal plans.
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nights ranked:
1. Warm
2. Cool
3. Hot
4. Cold
Note: rainy, stormy, and snowy intentionally left out of the ranking as they often depend on other factors such as the above and personal plans.
1. Warm
2. Cool
3. Hot
4. Cold
Note: rainy, stormy, and snowy intentionally left out of the ranking as they often depend on other factors such as the above and personal plans.
Dogs really hate:
Squirrels
Vacuum cleaners
Fireworks
Daylight saving time.
Squirrels
Vacuum cleaners
Fireworks
Daylight saving time.
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dogs really hate:
Squirrels
Vacuum cleaners
Fireworks
Daylight saving time.
Squirrels
Vacuum cleaners
Fireworks
Daylight saving time.
I stayed up too late but at least I was disappointed.
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I stayed up too late but at least I was disappointed.
wild 53 minutes of soccer
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
wild 53 minutes of soccer
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Loons said go to sleep it's a school night
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Loons said go to sleep it's a school night
Loons seem to come out a little uninspired and pay for it early.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Loons seem to come out a little uninspired and pay for it early.