AverageJer
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Timberwolves|Music|Food
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
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AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
· Mar 22
if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way
Vet appointment at East Lake Animal Clinic means take out from Himalayan. I don’t make the rules.
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Vet appointment at East Lake Animal Clinic means take out from Himalayan. I don’t make the rules.
Torn on if I want to encourage more donations or increase my odds of winning. 🤘🏼🎸🤘🏼
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February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Torn on if I want to encourage more donations or increase my odds of winning. 🤘🏼🎸🤘🏼
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I wonder if the last few months has taught the rest of the country anything about Mary Tyler Moore and profane existence?
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I wonder if the last few months has taught the rest of the country anything about Mary Tyler Moore and profane existence?
I already want ICE out of the next city.
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I already want ICE out of the next city.
Rumors are that the Vikings are going to trade Justin Jefferson to the Bills but what if, and hear me out, instead of that the Bills traded Josh Allen to the Vikings.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Rumors are that the Vikings are going to trade Justin Jefferson to the Bills but what if, and hear me out, instead of that the Bills traded Josh Allen to the Vikings.
The boy with the dragon tattoos…
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The boy with the dragon tattoos…
Remembering simpler times when you could just sit back, relax, and do a Twitter poll tournament about the best street in the twin cities.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Remembering simpler times when you could just sit back, relax, and do a Twitter poll tournament about the best street in the twin cities.
Pro tip, don’t google the Olympic athletes unless you want to accidently see who won the event you are watching because it happened 10 hours ago.
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Pro tip, don’t google the Olympic athletes unless you want to accidently see who won the event you are watching because it happened 10 hours ago.
My slope style sking analysis is that they would be a lot better if skied forwards instead of backwards.
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My slope style sking analysis is that they would be a lot better if skied forwards instead of backwards.
choosing lenny kravitz for your ice skating routine should lead to automatic disqualification
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
choosing lenny kravitz for your ice skating routine should lead to automatic disqualification
Haven't watched most of the wolves game but based on what little I have watched it's pretty obvious to me that the new guy Ayo is better than Giannis.
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Haven't watched most of the wolves game but based on what little I have watched it's pretty obvious to me that the new guy Ayo is better than Giannis.
Does anyone have any advice on how to best treat tortilla chip addiction?
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Does anyone have any advice on how to best treat tortilla chip addiction?
Getting married during a Super Bowl halftime show and getting married at a golf course in Brooklyn Park are pretty much the same thing, right?
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Getting married during a Super Bowl halftime show and getting married at a golf course in Brooklyn Park are pretty much the same thing, right?
This is what I would look like if I was AI-ed to look younger so I could be in a poorly written Super Bowl ad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
This is what I would look like if I was AI-ed to look younger so I could be in a poorly written Super Bowl ad.
Something that’s getting lost behind how boring the football is is how boring of a uniform match up this is.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Something that’s getting lost behind how boring the football is is how boring of a uniform match up this is.
Since the invention of the term, has a super bowl ever been a scoregami?
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Since the invention of the term, has a super bowl ever been a scoregami?
lol, Collinsworth couldn’t even get through the first quarter without bringing up Brett Favre.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
lol, Collinsworth couldn’t even get through the first quarter without bringing up Brett Favre.
Made shredded chicken tacos and homemade pico/queso/guac but also bought a bahn mi from My Houng Kitchen and sliced out bites as a bonus food.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Made shredded chicken tacos and homemade pico/queso/guac but also bought a bahn mi from My Houng Kitchen and sliced out bites as a bonus food.
Plan to really lean into the part of my personality that finds TV commercials mostly annoying and insulting.
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Plan to really lean into the part of my personality that finds TV commercials mostly annoying and insulting.
This is why I don’t like to have plans on Saturday mornings.
Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-humans-happiest-when-rest-of-family-1819579602/
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This is why I don’t like to have plans on Saturday mornings.
Luge is boring to watch. So is cross country skiing.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Luge is boring to watch. So is cross country skiing.
100% accurate description of my reaction.
conservatives are so weird. when they announced Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl my first thought was also “that guy isn’t famous enough for that” but instead of thinking it was a woke conspiracy I went to Wikipedia and found out he was a lot more popular than I realized and said “oh ok”. it’s that easy
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
100% accurate description of my reaction.
my child made brownies last night and left the eggs on the counter and this morning I ate one anyway so probably I'm going to die
a man wearing a hat and a t-shirt is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a t-shirt is standing in front of a door .
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February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
my child made brownies last night and left the eggs on the counter and this morning I ate one anyway so probably I'm going to die
Quick story on mistakes, forgiveness, and cold air.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Quick story on mistakes, forgiveness, and cold air.