AverageJer
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Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
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AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
· Mar 22
if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way
Today was a good example of how some days are just better than others days.
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Today was a good example of how some days are just better than others days.
If I told you about all the fun things I did today you wouldn’t be able to handle it. I’ll just say this- it’s ending with pull tabs at the bar on kereoke night at the Tailgate.
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If I told you about all the fun things I did today you wouldn’t be able to handle it. I’ll just say this- it’s ending with pull tabs at the bar on kereoke night at the Tailgate.
Deep thoughts from the 18 line:
No matter how shitty AI art is it can’t ever be worse than Triple Espresso was.
No matter how shitty AI art is it can’t ever be worse than Triple Espresso was.
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Deep thoughts from the 18 line:
No matter how shitty AI art is it can’t ever be worse than Triple Espresso was.
No matter how shitty AI art is it can’t ever be worse than Triple Espresso was.
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Malört Muffin Bowl
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Malört Muffin Bowl
In honor of pop tarts being one of a very foods I actively dislike I’ll ask this: what is the worst food that could/should have a bowl game?
December 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
In honor of pop tarts being one of a very foods I actively dislike I’ll ask this: what is the worst food that could/should have a bowl game?
Minneapolis has an embarrassment of riches when it comes to tattoo shops.
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Minneapolis has an embarrassment of riches when it comes to tattoo shops.
We took the turkey carcass home with us on Thanksgiving. After a month in the freezer today I turned it into turkey and dumpling soup and, friends, I am comforted.
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
We took the turkey carcass home with us on Thanksgiving. After a month in the freezer today I turned it into turkey and dumpling soup and, friends, I am comforted.
Can't say I blame these two teams. I wouldn't want to win a "Rate Bowl" either.
December 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Can't say I blame these two teams. I wouldn't want to win a "Rate Bowl" either.
Anyone who knows how Santa Claus works understands that this is because people in Denver were nice in 2025 and people in Minneapolis were naughty. This one is on us folks, sorry.
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Anyone who knows how Santa Claus works understands that this is because people in Denver were nice in 2025 and people in Minneapolis were naughty. This one is on us folks, sorry.
Nice of the wolves to repay the nuggets for their end of regulation collapse.
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nice of the wolves to repay the nuggets for their end of regulation collapse.
Wolves love going for 2 when down 3 in Denver.
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Wolves love going for 2 when down 3 in Denver.
One experience I cannot recommend strongly enough is seeing the song Pictures of You live. It's just such a chill and enjoyable vibe. Fantastic experience. 10/10.
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
One experience I cannot recommend strongly enough is seeing the song Pictures of You live. It's just such a chill and enjoyable vibe. Fantastic experience. 10/10.
Any conversation about "best cover song versions" that doesn't at least mention the Bangles cover of Hazy Shade of Winter is a bad conversation.
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Any conversation about "best cover song versions" that doesn't at least mention the Bangles cover of Hazy Shade of Winter is a bad conversation.
People getting worried when the wolves go down on the third quarter probably just have never seen a movie and don't understand that the hero needs to be "on the ropes" in the third act in order to come out on top.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
People getting worried when the wolves go down on the third quarter probably just have never seen a movie and don't understand that the hero needs to be "on the ropes" in the third act in order to come out on top.
All I want for my child is that she has a happy healthy life and someday gets to see Neil Young live in concert.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
All I want for my child is that she has a happy healthy life and someday gets to see Neil Young live in concert.
Once in high school I went to see Hellraiser 2 in the theater on christmas day which I'm pretty sure means that also is a Christmas movie.
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Once in high school I went to see Hellraiser 2 in the theater on christmas day which I'm pretty sure means that also is a Christmas movie.
What's the second best use of a sample in music?
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's the second best use of a sample in music?
Not saying I'm the best dad but my teenage daughter did just ask me to add To Romona to the queue so I'm obviously not the worst.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Not saying I'm the best dad but my teenage daughter did just ask me to add To Romona to the queue so I'm obviously not the worst.
One really great christmas tradition that I love is watching my favorite basketball team and listening to to music with my family after all the other holiday activities are finally over. I have been doing this tradition now for almost 40 minutes.
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
One really great christmas tradition that I love is watching my favorite basketball team and listening to to music with my family after all the other holiday activities are finally over. I have been doing this tradition now for almost 40 minutes.
Playing Denver reminds me that only one of my three cousins that live in Colorado made it home for Christmas. Better plan a trip out there soon.
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Playing Denver reminds me that only one of my three cousins that live in Colorado made it home for Christmas. Better plan a trip out there soon.
Any movie can be a christmas movie if you watch it on christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Any movie can be a christmas movie if you watch it on christmas.
Does anybody know what day it is?
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Does anybody know what day it is?
Then one froggy Christmas Eve…
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Then one froggy Christmas Eve…