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Max Magee
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Husband, Dad, TCSP Sherlockian, Human Being, in that order?

Playing first lobster in the nativity play this year. 🦞
@hankgreen.bsky.social Do you know about the connection between the 1993 film Groundhog Day and a potential Russian Spy posing as a Library of Congress librarian and his wife that runs through Missoula, MT and UM? Check out Phillip O. Keeney's story.
October 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Madison, Wisconsin before the protest and March really even got into full swing. #50StatesProtest
April 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Let this sink in.
"What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from falling stock prices?" asks the guy who derives joy from babies dying of starvation.
March 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Resistance is never futile. #StandUpForScience
March 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Do you think the Orange Menace's favorite dinosaur is the Tyrannis-saur? 🦖
Trump making an excellent argument for his own assassination. Good one, dummy.
February 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Exactly!
Attacked! On Bluesky! Is no social media safe anymore?
January 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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So, what am I suppose to do with all these monkeys?

#shakespeare #monkey
January 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is the type of insightful snark I come here for.
Did they maybe consider NOT building the fire road where the fire is?
January 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe stage.
January 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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As someone who spent years reporting on Zuckerberg, I've struggled to find something coherent to say about today. Then @cwarzel.bsky.social reminded me of my old reporting.

This is what a FB employee said to me in 2020 after Zuckerberg addressed workers following FB-enabled violence in Kenosha, WI.
January 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@jtharvey.bsky.social Welcome, fellow traveler!
January 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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My message to Zuck
January 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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I refer to the Tupperware containers as hospice.
December 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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Just discovered a hole in the inside pocket of my work bag. Inside the lining of my bag have just found 5 lip balms, 3 really good pens, 2 sets of house keys, an AirPod case and every hair band everyone has ever mislaid. Like a very mundane, non-bird-based 12 days of Christmas
December 11, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Hope they're all ok.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 10, 2024 at 4:02 AM
To me, the craziest thing is that while the U.S. is out here building all these houses, Canada has built only TWO in the last 75 years!
December 5, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs:

BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother
LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur
JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution
BTW = Bold Tie Warnings
WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle
STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate
December 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I want a list and I will visit each one twice.
We may have to open a combined foodie-coffee-cocktail-cats-book cafe instead.
December 2, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Hear hear!
Happy Thanksgiving! (Up early because I forgot to turn off my alarm.)

I am most thankful this year for friends. I've needed their support and presence this year much more than most.

And for anyone and everyone here, as it's wonderful to have someplace to chat without trepidation.
November 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I think God's right on this one.
I miss when ‘sticking it to the man’ didn’t mean sticking it to science, history, and basic empathy.
November 27, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I knew it was a feta complete that this would happen with a cheesy poet like Brian B. Those who dairy, do.
Today’s poem is called ‘Brie Encounter’.

Sorry about this one.
November 26, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: these shows are still happening.
November 24, 2024 at 10:27 AM