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something really fun about Trump instantly succumbing to Mamdani’s dazzling charisma is how miserable it probably made Andrew Cuomo to see those pictures 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Emo nerd Skateboard epic fail
#emo #scene #art
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What is the least subtle way to ask someone if they're gay?
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Some highlights from my Fallen London character's profile:
-Completed railroad
-Five-card lodgings
-Tier-3 profession
-Vial of Masters' Blood
-Paramount Presence of the Ancient Regime
-Neathoscope
-Completed ambition
-Iremi destiny
-"Another new face in Fallen London! How intriguing"
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right
Dave Portnoy threatens to pull Barstool from NYC over ‘Communist’ Zohran Mamdani’s win: ‘Hate the guy’
Portnoy made the comments during a livestream on YouTube last week as it became clear that Mamdani would win the mayoral race.
nypost.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.

So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm considering dropping support for TLS 1.2. Is there any reason not to?
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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The year is 2005:
you get your eggs from a clean & brightly lit store, it is cheap
you get your weed from a guy you only know as "Sandal"

The year is 2025:
you get your weed from a clean & brightly lit store, it is cheap
you get your eggs from a guy you only know as "Sandal"
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A statement from Dick Cheney:
"AHHHH! I'm burning! I'm burning in hell!"
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Every year, all of the safety tips we see are aimed at trick-or-treaters behaving more safely around cars, and none of them seem to focus on how drivers should behave.

What if we changed that messaging just a little?

#halloween #halloween🎃 #halloweenparty #halloween2025
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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this was filmed april 4th 2025
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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good afternoon
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Did bsky change the shade of blue they use?
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Why are "decriminalisation" and "legalisation" used so differently in the contexts of drugs and sex work?
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM