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They/them. Lawyer. Potter. Please don't talk to cops. I'm begging you.
Issac Chotiner got my cat to admit that she had actually been fed and was being melodramatic in hopes of getting fed again.
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Issac Chotiner got my cat to admit that she had actually been fed and was being melodramatic in hopes of getting fed again.
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As temperatures drop, our phone lines light up with community members worried about stray and community cats. While it is wonderful that people care, rescues & shelters everywhere are at capacity. However, there are simple ways you can help outdoor cats stay safe and warm this winter.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As temperatures drop, our phone lines light up with community members worried about stray and community cats. While it is wonderful that people care, rescues & shelters everywhere are at capacity. However, there are simple ways you can help outdoor cats stay safe and warm this winter.
Terrible day at the wheel.
4 lumps of clay, 2 small pots. I couldn't even center the 2 that didn't work out.
The Fuck-It Bucket definitely got fed today.
4 lumps of clay, 2 small pots. I couldn't even center the 2 that didn't work out.
The Fuck-It Bucket definitely got fed today.
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Terrible day at the wheel.
4 lumps of clay, 2 small pots. I couldn't even center the 2 that didn't work out.
The Fuck-It Bucket definitely got fed today.
4 lumps of clay, 2 small pots. I couldn't even center the 2 that didn't work out.
The Fuck-It Bucket definitely got fed today.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
Agree!
No idea what my walk-out song would be.
I can't tell if it should be some high-energy rock song...
Or if I should strike fear in the hearts of OC with an epic orchestral piece like "O Fortuna".
No idea what my walk-out song would be.
I can't tell if it should be some high-energy rock song...
Or if I should strike fear in the hearts of OC with an epic orchestral piece like "O Fortuna".
You know how when the home team's closer comes in to save a baseball game, the lights dim, a metal or rock song blares, and the crowd erupts?
I think we lawyers should have that for when we enter the courtroom for a contested hearing or trial. It would be epic.
I think we lawyers should have that for when we enter the courtroom for a contested hearing or trial. It would be epic.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Agree!
No idea what my walk-out song would be.
I can't tell if it should be some high-energy rock song...
Or if I should strike fear in the hearts of OC with an epic orchestral piece like "O Fortuna".
No idea what my walk-out song would be.
I can't tell if it should be some high-energy rock song...
Or if I should strike fear in the hearts of OC with an epic orchestral piece like "O Fortuna".
Yeah, I just looked at the list of actors in the new audio books and I have a long list of actors I now have zero respect for.
Harry Potter and the Actors with Some Fucking Integrity.
Harry Potter and the Stop Giving That Lady Money.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yeah, I just looked at the list of actors in the new audio books and I have a long list of actors I now have zero respect for.
Best. Comic. Ever.
The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
40 years ago, Calvin and Hobbes' raucous adventures burst onto the comics page
The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
n.pr
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Best. Comic. Ever.
Dream blunt rotation.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dream blunt rotation.
This is true.
The lawyers are TEXTING tonight
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is true.
Next year is the 60th anniversary of Miranda and I can't wait.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Next year is the 60th anniversary of Miranda and I can't wait.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
For the love of Miranda v. Arizona... Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Immediately and completely.
Immediately and completely.
Seriously - if any of your social media companies informs you that stuff from your accounts has been turned over in compliance with a federal grand jury subpoena, SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY and stay shut up until you consult an attorney. Who will also tell you to stfu, but professionally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
For the love of Miranda v. Arizona... Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Immediately and completely.
Immediately and completely.
The carabiner.
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The carabiner.
This is so fundamentally fucked up because people shouldn't have to *buy* helathcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is so fundamentally fucked up because people shouldn't have to *buy* helathcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
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somebody brought this up once in the context of Florida voters in 2000 and it fucked me up so much
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
A few weeks ago I was talking politics with a local, highly straight, bartender.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
somebody brought this up once in the context of Florida voters in 2000 and it fucked me up so much
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
Aurora Borealis shining down in Dallas.
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Aurora Borealis shining down in Dallas.
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
The first word in the new
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The first word in the new
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
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Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
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Pelosi has a lot of positions I disagree with, and I would not call myself a fan; but as far as keeping the party in lockstep when the chips were down, we shall not look upon her like again
say what you will about nancy pelosi but her caucus didn’t DARE vote against her wishes or they knew she’d shank them
I don’t believe it’s his doing but he certainly doesn’t have a full hold of his caucus.
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Pelosi has a lot of positions I disagree with, and I would not call myself a fan; but as far as keeping the party in lockstep when the chips were down, we shall not look upon her like again
Every weekend, the same thing happens.
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every weekend, the same thing happens.
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
My hearing loss is becoming more concerning.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My hearing loss is becoming more concerning.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
I want to do a collab project with another artist. Anyone wanna team up with a me and my wonky pots?
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I want to do a collab project with another artist. Anyone wanna team up with a me and my wonky pots?
WE HAVE THE SAME NAME.
Minnesota 🫵 go get your merch!!!!
@cait.bsky.social found an Adonis up for adoption in Minnesota!
www.animalhumanesociety.org/animal/adopt...
www.animalhumanesociety.org/animal/adopt...
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
WE HAVE THE SAME NAME.