M.A.
@maxamari.bsky.social
They/them. Lawyer. Potter. Please don't talk to cops. I'm begging you.
This is true.
The lawyers are TEXTING tonight
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is true.
Next year is the 60th anniversary of Miranda and I can't wait.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Next year is the 60th anniversary of Miranda and I can't wait.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year.
All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.
For the love of Miranda v. Arizona... Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Immediately and completely.
Immediately and completely.
Seriously - if any of your social media companies informs you that stuff from your accounts has been turned over in compliance with a federal grand jury subpoena, SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY and stay shut up until you consult an attorney. Who will also tell you to stfu, but professionally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
For the love of Miranda v. Arizona... Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Immediately and completely.
Immediately and completely.
The carabiner.
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The carabiner.
This is so fundamentally fucked up because people shouldn't have to *buy* helathcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is so fundamentally fucked up because people shouldn't have to *buy* helathcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
Just... give people healthcare.
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somebody brought this up once in the context of Florida voters in 2000 and it fucked me up so much
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
A few weeks ago I was talking politics with a local, highly straight, bartender.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
somebody brought this up once in the context of Florida voters in 2000 and it fucked me up so much
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people
Aurora Borealis shining down in Dallas.
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Aurora Borealis shining down in Dallas.
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
The first word in the new
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The first word in the new
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
@travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.
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Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER
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Pelosi has a lot of positions I disagree with, and I would not call myself a fan; but as far as keeping the party in lockstep when the chips were down, we shall not look upon her like again
say what you will about nancy pelosi but her caucus didn’t DARE vote against her wishes or they knew she’d shank them
I don’t believe it’s his doing but he certainly doesn’t have a full hold of his caucus.
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Pelosi has a lot of positions I disagree with, and I would not call myself a fan; but as far as keeping the party in lockstep when the chips were down, we shall not look upon her like again
Every weekend, the same thing happens.
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every weekend, the same thing happens.
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday.
Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
My hearing loss is becoming more concerning.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My hearing loss is becoming more concerning.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not.
It's not safe if I can't heat those things.
I want to do a collab project with another artist. Anyone wanna team up with a me and my wonky pots?
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I want to do a collab project with another artist. Anyone wanna team up with a me and my wonky pots?
WE HAVE THE SAME NAME.
Minnesota 🫵 go get your merch!!!!
@cait.bsky.social found an Adonis up for adoption in Minnesota!
www.animalhumanesociety.org/animal/adopt...
www.animalhumanesociety.org/animal/adopt...
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
WE HAVE THE SAME NAME.
A new "shut the fuck up friday" just dropped.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A new "shut the fuck up friday" just dropped.
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if you can, offer people some grace today, some have not been rehearsing this moment since livejournal
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if you can, offer people some grace today, some have not been rehearsing this moment since livejournal
Boo and Momo, respectively.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Boo and Momo, respectively.
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me watching the great british bake off
The fielding is out of control
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
me watching the great british bake off
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October 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Wait.
He covered the nazi tattoo with a different, also white supremacist, tattoo?
Is that what I'm hearing?
He covered the nazi tattoo with a different, also white supremacist, tattoo?
Is that what I'm hearing?
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wait.
He covered the nazi tattoo with a different, also white supremacist, tattoo?
Is that what I'm hearing?
He covered the nazi tattoo with a different, also white supremacist, tattoo?
Is that what I'm hearing?
My client is presumed innocent unless and until the government proves, beyond a reasonable doubt, that she is guilty of each and every element of each offense charged!
Also, she's super adorable. Please find her not guilty.
Also, she's super adorable. Please find her not guilty.
Tiny criminal, photographed this morning.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My client is presumed innocent unless and until the government proves, beyond a reasonable doubt, that she is guilty of each and every element of each offense charged!
Also, she's super adorable. Please find her not guilty.
Also, she's super adorable. Please find her not guilty.