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They/them. Lawyer. Potter. Please don't talk to cops. I'm begging you.
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Holy fuck, you guys!

The glow-in-the-dark glaze actually works.

Be still my black and shriveled heart.
A green ceramic tyrannosaur sits on a dark wooden table. Above the dino' head, the white, cermaic letters B-O-O are arranged. Same picture, but the lights are off. The letters glow a bright blue. They are all you can see.
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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*Halloween approaches*

Me, singing off-key: It's the moooost wonderful tiiiiiime.... offfff the yeaaaaar!
An 80's-style news bumper, featuring a white man with light brown hair and a very 80's bushy mustache. He's dressed as Dracula and is wearing fake fangs. The text overlay says "=COMING UP= GOBLIN TIME"
September 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point" meme.
September 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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These bitches done fucked up by letting me have a house with a yard I can put stuff in.
A giant, and I mean GIANT, inflatable skeleton. It is like, 2 stories tall. A giant inflatable witch.
August 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Momo is guarding the food dishes.
A small, cute gray tabby cat is standing on a set of wooden stairs. She's looking up at the camera. You can see her liftle kitty feet. This is Momo. Behind her, there is a light gray wall. Max has spent many hours trying to find that exact right shade of gray paint to do touch ups. But thats another story. Hanging on the wall is a piece of wall art. It reads "Hangry (adj.) hang-gree : In a state of anger because you are hungry. The lack of food can cause you to be in a not so great mood." This is right above the cat's food dishes.
August 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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On one hand, little dude needs to chill.

On the other, I'm proud of him. Remain ungovernable, bro.

Also, cat tax.
Momo making an annoyed face while standing next to her toy basket that say "no touchy the kitty toys."
August 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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A happy goth wall plaque that says "the horrors persist but so do i".
July 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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New pots.
Small blue and orange cappuccino or sake cup. The bright, vibrant orange is on the outside of the cup. The deep blue is on the interior. The blue around the rim has bled into the orange on the outside. A small ceramic dipping bowl with deep, heavily saturated blue glaze.
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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This guy.
Old school TV ad that says "coming up - goblin time" superimposed over a very 80s dad-like guy dressed as dracula with fake fangs and a cape.
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Look at her!
Baby Momo with a fishie and a pink cat dish.
July 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Happy Gotcha Day, little Momo.

This smol chaos gremlin is my heart.

We've been inseparable for 5 years and I wouldn't have it any other way.
A picture of me (a whitw person) wearing a blsck t-shirt. I'm in my car. There is a tiny little gray striped kitten sitting on my shoulder, looking out the window.
July 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Totally normal creature right here. 100%
A picture of a gray tabby cat sitting in my lap. She is bleping big time and making the strangest face.
July 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Support your local pot dealer.
Small vibrant red pot. Small bright orange pot. Small deep green pot.
July 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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As I always say:
Small ceramic plaque that says Don't Talk To Cops.
June 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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A photo of a jar of Rao's "sensitive marinara", which doesnt have onions or garlic. I took a picture because it made me happy.
June 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Thanks friend! Have a Momo wearing a pride bow tie in return.
Momo, wearing a cute rainbow colored bow tie.
June 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Momo says Happy Pride!
A small gray tabby cat sits on a table she knows she isnt allowed on. There is a Pride nutcracker behind her with a rainbow hat and progress pride flag.
June 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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How cool is this???
Old gas stove. It looks very antique, but might be from the 1950's? There is ornate scrolls on the door, feet and outside shelf.
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Momonowhatareyoudoinggetdownfromthere Nonagesimus is here for #tongueouttuesday
Adorable gray tabby cat with a very surprised expression and a blep.
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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"Don't talk to cops" is going to be on my tombstone.
A little ceramic plaque in a fancy curlicue shape. It reads "dont talk to copa".
May 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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This beast is never more than a few feet from me at any time, if she can help it.

So, she was demanding pets at 5 AM. ❤️
Small, sleepy gray tabby cat.
May 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Mana from heaven.
A small gray tabby cat is happily eating from a very large pile of cat food that has spilled on the floor. Her little kitty tongue is visible.
May 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Weekends are good.
Picture of a large croissant. It is on a mustard-colored plate, sitting on a rustic wooden table. My sunglassed and some pottery are visible in the background. The croissant looks delcious. It is fluffy and light. You can see all the lovely layers of dough
April 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This is the mug I'm using this morning as well! Love it.
Lovely, hand-made coffee mug that says "Final Girl". It is light-colored and speckled. There is red glaze inside, around the rim, and running down the outside of the mug, making it look like it was dipped in blood. The mug is sitting on a book titled "Tea You At The Altar".
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Another piece I did that I really like.
A small ceramoc pot with matte white glaze on the body, and a black matte glaze on the lip. The black has run and left streaks down the sides of the pot.
April 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM