Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
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psst follow me on instagram
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
psst follow me on instagram
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
my coworkers love to sign-off internal emails with “affirmative replies only” yeah same girl i also only want affirmation
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my coworkers love to sign-off internal emails with “affirmative replies only” yeah same girl i also only want affirmation
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thing: [occurs]
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
thing: [occurs]
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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a “turn off reposts” feature would save me
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
a “turn off reposts” feature would save me
we need a meaner phrase than “shit from a butt” because that’s the moana trailer
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
we need a meaner phrase than “shit from a butt” because that’s the moana trailer
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"she typed most of the book into her notes app while hiking" yeah i can tell
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"she typed most of the book into her notes app while hiking" yeah i can tell
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ariana grande “golden” cover when
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ariana grande “golden” cover when
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
doing that gilmore girls four thanksgivings thing today only with birthdays and baby showers
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
doing that gilmore girls four thanksgivings thing today only with birthdays and baby showers
i’m one of the drunk ones
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i’m one of the drunk ones
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't admit having at some time in his life enjoyed trashy American movies; I don't trust any of the tastes of people who were born with such good taste that they didn't need to find their way through trash. (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't admit having at some time in his life enjoyed trashy American movies; I don't trust any of the tastes of people who were born with such good taste that they didn't need to find their way through trash. (1969)
i would buy loose cigarettes at a 400% markup
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i would buy loose cigarettes at a 400% markup
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are soup-scented candles a thing
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
are soup-scented candles a thing
chips and salsa bar at my wedding reception
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
chips and salsa bar at my wedding reception
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
equal opportunity sex trafficking
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
equal opportunity sex trafficking
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"