Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
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Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I see a lot of new users are showing up, and I should probably put this out there.
Do you like legendary comic book creator, Matt Wagner?
So do I!
However, I am a secret other Matt Wagner that is not in any way affiliated with him.
Do you like legendary comic book creator, Matt Wagner?
So do I!
However, I am a secret other Matt Wagner that is not in any way affiliated with him.
Sorry I had to cancel all my meetings today.
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
today.th
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sorry I had to cancel all my meetings today.
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
Is this how we get Batgirl?
people just dumping everything before the epstein files get released
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is this how we get Batgirl?
Not sure if an action figure of Olive Ronald would be flying off the shelves
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not sure if an action figure of Olive Ronald would be flying off the shelves
QTP a video game from your childhood.
This was one of the first side scrollers I played on the C64.
This was one of the first side scrollers I played on the C64.
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
QTP a video game from your childhood.
This was one of the first side scrollers I played on the C64.
This was one of the first side scrollers I played on the C64.
You know what’s cool and normal?
A teenager writing and singing a pop song called “Jailbait”
A teenager writing and singing a pop song called “Jailbait”
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You know what’s cool and normal?
A teenager writing and singing a pop song called “Jailbait”
A teenager writing and singing a pop song called “Jailbait”
This man should have been our governor, at least we can send him to Congress.
Our story is about childhood, freedom, affordability, and what kind of Arkansas we want to build next.
Families deserve the confidence to dream again. That’s what this race is about.
Watch the video and join us at buff.ly/BdL6Qho
#ChrisJonesForCongress #NextArkansas #BiggerTable #BrighterFuture
Families deserve the confidence to dream again. That’s what this race is about.
Watch the video and join us at buff.ly/BdL6Qho
#ChrisJonesForCongress #NextArkansas #BiggerTable #BrighterFuture
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This man should have been our governor, at least we can send him to Congress.
Reposted by Matt Wagner
Hill is a corporate stooge working to make Americans as vulnerable and at-risk as possible. He has consistently betrayed Arkansans at every turn, and Arkansas Republicans have gerrymandered District 2-my district-to keep Hill in DC. Jones is a smart, decent man who is deserving of my vote and yours.
Our story is about childhood, freedom, affordability, and what kind of Arkansas we want to build next.
Families deserve the confidence to dream again. That’s what this race is about.
Watch the video and join us at buff.ly/BdL6Qho
#ChrisJonesForCongress #NextArkansas #BiggerTable #BrighterFuture
Families deserve the confidence to dream again. That’s what this race is about.
Watch the video and join us at buff.ly/BdL6Qho
#ChrisJonesForCongress #NextArkansas #BiggerTable #BrighterFuture
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hill is a corporate stooge working to make Americans as vulnerable and at-risk as possible. He has consistently betrayed Arkansans at every turn, and Arkansas Republicans have gerrymandered District 2-my district-to keep Hill in DC. Jones is a smart, decent man who is deserving of my vote and yours.
I told my kids to try using “Quiet, Piggy” with their teachers at school today as a little social experiment.
Looking forward to hearing how that goes.
Looking forward to hearing how that goes.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I told my kids to try using “Quiet, Piggy” with their teachers at school today as a little social experiment.
Looking forward to hearing how that goes.
Looking forward to hearing how that goes.
Imagine dropping to one knee and asking your girl to marry you with the Kuato ring.
Part 138 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A cherub carved in malachite, with inset diamond eyes, mounted over a gold ring. United States, late 19th century (damn this looks so evil and cursed lol)
A cherub carved in malachite, with inset diamond eyes, mounted over a gold ring. United States, late 19th century (damn this looks so evil and cursed lol)
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Imagine dropping to one knee and asking your girl to marry you with the Kuato ring.
I think we need to come together as a nation and stop having gross news stories breaking constantly.
I’m tired of hearing about the worst people doing dreadful things, so let’s just stop until after Thanksgiving.
I’m tired of hearing about the worst people doing dreadful things, so let’s just stop until after Thanksgiving.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think we need to come together as a nation and stop having gross news stories breaking constantly.
I’m tired of hearing about the worst people doing dreadful things, so let’s just stop until after Thanksgiving.
I’m tired of hearing about the worst people doing dreadful things, so let’s just stop until after Thanksgiving.
It turns out there are some things a “tell-all” book should in fact not tell.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It turns out there are some things a “tell-all” book should in fact not tell.
I just heard a woman say “I’m sorry, I probably smell like a lettuce wrap”, and I realized I have never associated that with a lingering smell that gets in your clothes.
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I just heard a woman say “I’m sorry, I probably smell like a lettuce wrap”, and I realized I have never associated that with a lingering smell that gets in your clothes.
Really amped to hear a “not my type” defense again.
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Really amped to hear a “not my type” defense again.
I’m not up on my Tubby lore.
Does anyone know why he looks like he is modeled after Eugene Levy?
Does anyone know why he looks like he is modeled after Eugene Levy?
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m not up on my Tubby lore.
Does anyone know why he looks like he is modeled after Eugene Levy?
Does anyone know why he looks like he is modeled after Eugene Levy?
Reposted by Matt Wagner
This is what it feels like going out to the club in your late 40s.
Part 126 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Small sculpture of death with a bow made in 1520 Germany
Small sculpture of death with a bow made in 1520 Germany
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is what it feels like going out to the club in your late 40s.
I watched that horrifying video of the AI grandma and my first thought was that someone was going to make an AI Jesus.
This is wrong on so many levels, especially if it is being fed by LLMs with a racial bias (all of them)
This is wrong on so many levels, especially if it is being fed by LLMs with a racial bias (all of them)
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I watched that horrifying video of the AI grandma and my first thought was that someone was going to make an AI Jesus.
This is wrong on so many levels, especially if it is being fed by LLMs with a racial bias (all of them)
This is wrong on so many levels, especially if it is being fed by LLMs with a racial bias (all of them)
I’ve felt the same way all day, Mr. Crab.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’ve felt the same way all day, Mr. Crab.
If anyone ever told me “I’m a Grok guy” unironically, I would sever all communication with them.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If anyone ever told me “I’m a Grok guy” unironically, I would sever all communication with them.
I’m sure there is a race happening right now between the NYT and WaPo to get an opinion piece out that earnestly parses the difference between pedophilia and statutory rape.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m sure there is a race happening right now between the NYT and WaPo to get an opinion piece out that earnestly parses the difference between pedophilia and statutory rape.
I can only assume Mike Johnson has not read or watched any news reporting today, and will be completely unaware of any stories involving Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I can only assume Mike Johnson has not read or watched any news reporting today, and will be completely unaware of any stories involving Epstein.
Years ago, I read that said you should create an “invisible cabinet” of historical figures, and read biographies about them to come to an understanding of how they saw the world.
It’s in reading about them that you draw inspiration, not asking a machine to regurgitate things that sound like them.
It’s in reading about them that you draw inspiration, not asking a machine to regurgitate things that sound like them.
What do you do after you’re done jumping the shark?
Whatever it is, Nature Careers is all in.
Whatever it is, Nature Careers is all in.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Years ago, I read that said you should create an “invisible cabinet” of historical figures, and read biographies about them to come to an understanding of how they saw the world.
It’s in reading about them that you draw inspiration, not asking a machine to regurgitate things that sound like them.
It’s in reading about them that you draw inspiration, not asking a machine to regurgitate things that sound like them.
He’s running!
This is real leadership.
Thank you, President @BarackObama.bsky.social.
No president has ever greeted a veteran flight like this. #VeteransDay 🇺🇸
Thank you, President @BarackObama.bsky.social.
No president has ever greeted a veteran flight like this. #VeteransDay 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
He’s running!
Youth pastor voice: “You know who else died and came back? Maybe try and bond with him instead”
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Youth pastor voice: “You know who else died and came back? Maybe try and bond with him instead”
Reposted by Matt Wagner
"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"