Matt Wagner
mattwag.bsky.social
Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
Can we get Jessica Lange as “other elderly victim”?

As an aside, “unlawfully at large” is how I feel after Thanksgiving.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And yet, when the DOJ says they can’t release anything because of the active investigation they just launched into Clinton et. al, it will go worse for them.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Are they immune to the spell Carcinization?
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I wouldn’t even say that if the reporter happened to be Ms Piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
How about a flight academy?
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You didn’t bring calling cards to slip in?

Or perhaps a small embossed seal that says “MJM Approved” to affix to the side?
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My daughter struggled with this when she was very young, so settled on “priestor” as a catch-all.

Let me tell you, my wife and I still use this, but not directly to a priestor.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM