Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
Can we get Jessica Lange as “other elderly victim”?
As an aside, “unlawfully at large” is how I feel after Thanksgiving.
As an aside, “unlawfully at large” is how I feel after Thanksgiving.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Can we get Jessica Lange as “other elderly victim”?
As an aside, “unlawfully at large” is how I feel after Thanksgiving.
As an aside, “unlawfully at large” is how I feel after Thanksgiving.
I need everyone to stop what they are doing and wish a Happy 19th Birthday to Coal.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I need everyone to stop what they are doing and wish a Happy 19th Birthday to Coal.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
I fully applaud your decision to forget this event.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the time a few years ago when this guy clawed through the screen and got trapped between the glass and screen in my bedroom while I was getting dressed one morning, and tried to shimmy into the cracked window.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the time a few years ago when this guy clawed through the screen and got trapped between the glass and screen in my bedroom while I was getting dressed one morning, and tried to shimmy into the cracked window.
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I fully applaud your decision to forget this event.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the time a few years ago when this guy clawed through the screen and got trapped between the glass and screen in my bedroom while I was getting dressed one morning, and tried to shimmy into the cracked window.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the time a few years ago when this guy clawed through the screen and got trapped between the glass and screen in my bedroom while I was getting dressed one morning, and tried to shimmy into the cracked window.
This just brought back that profound sense of betrayal and disgust I had when I went to my cousins house in the early ‘90s and he had the new Robin Hood Sherwood Forest toy
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This just brought back that profound sense of betrayal and disgust I had when I went to my cousins house in the early ‘90s and he had the new Robin Hood Sherwood Forest toy
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Anyone know where I can get a MSAORCGA hat?
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Anyone know where I can get a MSAORCGA hat?
Ready to start this week
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Ready to start this week
Here is the Mayor, who was re-elected in a contested election, with 98% of the vote in 2023.
He ran as a Democrat, but switched to Republican after the election
My guess it will be described as hellhole when the National Guard is deployed.
He ran as a Democrat, but switched to Republican after the election
My guess it will be described as hellhole when the National Guard is deployed.
September 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Here is the Mayor, who was re-elected in a contested election, with 98% of the vote in 2023.
He ran as a Democrat, but switched to Republican after the election
My guess it will be described as hellhole when the National Guard is deployed.
He ran as a Democrat, but switched to Republican after the election
My guess it will be described as hellhole when the National Guard is deployed.
Heading down to the baby vaccine store, anyone need anything?
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Heading down to the baby vaccine store, anyone need anything?
I’m sure this won’t be as good as my Meemaw’s recipe that has been handed down for generations.
September 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m sure this won’t be as good as my Meemaw’s recipe that has been handed down for generations.
My dad was convinced the key to raising we’ll-rounded children was a healthy exposure to all the classics.
So when I hear people say, “We will make ‘Them’ pay, I am confused because I did not think oversized radioactive ants had anything to do with this present situation.
So when I hear people say, “We will make ‘Them’ pay, I am confused because I did not think oversized radioactive ants had anything to do with this present situation.
September 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My dad was convinced the key to raising we’ll-rounded children was a healthy exposure to all the classics.
So when I hear people say, “We will make ‘Them’ pay, I am confused because I did not think oversized radioactive ants had anything to do with this present situation.
So when I hear people say, “We will make ‘Them’ pay, I am confused because I did not think oversized radioactive ants had anything to do with this present situation.
Oh great, now I need to check with my doctor to see if my cooties shots are up to date.
September 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh great, now I need to check with my doctor to see if my cooties shots are up to date.
I guess I have to break out an older playlist for work today.
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I guess I have to break out an older playlist for work today.
I guess he got Hulk Hogan to take this photo for him.
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I guess he got Hulk Hogan to take this photo for him.
The groomer accused this guy of being, and I quote, “A little bit of a wiggle butt” at his appointment today.
August 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The groomer accused this guy of being, and I quote, “A little bit of a wiggle butt” at his appointment today.
'80s star is unrecognizable on the red carpet
August 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
'80s star is unrecognizable on the red carpet
I had to read about “thin-sliced joy” and realized my calendar is about to get very full.
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I had to read about “thin-sliced joy” and realized my calendar is about to get very full.