Mb
matttheb.bsky.social
Mb
@matttheb.bsky.social
Single dad life, heckin’ lib, Utah Jazz, lactose tolerant
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November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?

The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For some reason the left is always waiting to lionize the ghouls. Let’s not forget how awful she is just because she spoke against Trump for two weeks.
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I 100 percent think that the coffee grinder is more important than how you brew your coffee. Investing in a good grinder was one of my best decisions.
The coffee itself obviously makes the biggest difference
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Spectacular display of Murmuration by Starlings over Sardinia — monamoni
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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*looks down at my phone and realizes i’ve just been holding a cheesy gordita crunch this ENTIRE time*
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
These are my only DMs 😩
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have to add the buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones. Incredible double narration.
Recent awesome narrations I’ve heard:
Mary by @natcassidy.bsky.social
James by Percival Everett
The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris.
This newish style of audiobook with acting, sound effects etc is a great idea but it’s super jarring to me and not at all what I’m looking for in an audiobook. But there’s no substitute for just a great narration. Sometimes an incredible narration can almost make a better experience than reading
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I promise Trump does not know what the word despot means.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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We used to be a country
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I’ve said it once. I’ll say it a million times. If you post your wordle everyday I will block you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Don’t worry - he learned all about this while he was getting his medical degree. Everyone chill- HE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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American politics ✨
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This bud's for you.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My eye doctor told me to start using a warm eye compress and I can’t recommend this enough. It’s is the absolute best way to start my day.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM