matt
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i don’t trust people who aren’t overly caffeinated and don’t use “fuck” as a sentence enhancer.
February 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i don’t trust people who aren’t overly caffeinated and don’t use “fuck” as a sentence enhancer.
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It feels like there's a program running in the background of my human CPU that's draining the battery and I can't force quit it.
February 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It feels like there's a program running in the background of my human CPU that's draining the battery and I can't force quit it.
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Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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February 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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theonion.com/amazon-...
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I just want someone who finds my flaws charming because at this stage in life it’s all I am comprised of
January 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just want someone who finds my flaws charming because at this stage in life it’s all I am comprised of
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Working on developing a completely Canadian-made social media app.
I'm calling it Eh.
I'm calling it Eh.
January 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Working on developing a completely Canadian-made social media app.
I'm calling it Eh.
I'm calling it Eh.
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i just coughed and it sounded like my whole body cracked in two
January 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i just coughed and it sounded like my whole body cracked in two
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It’s perfectly normal to listen to the same song 2,049 times in a row
January 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It’s perfectly normal to listen to the same song 2,049 times in a row
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Some day
When you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
When you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
January 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Some day
When you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
When you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
so i work at a fast food restaurant and a customer asked for half of his coffee as creamer. i make it and give it to him. he asks why its cold. wdym “why is it so cold?” half of it is creamer from the refrigerator
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
so i work at a fast food restaurant and a customer asked for half of his coffee as creamer. i make it and give it to him. he asks why its cold. wdym “why is it so cold?” half of it is creamer from the refrigerator
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No one man should have the power to control speech and information for hundreds of millions of people.
January 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
No one man should have the power to control speech and information for hundreds of millions of people.
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They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
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news from the home front: hello
December 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
news from the home front: hello
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Our overnight rental cabin came with a cat
December 26, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Our overnight rental cabin came with a cat
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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